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A Life or Death Question: You Choose

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Between this week's stories about cannibal attacks and the AIDS 2.0 illness, it got me thinking about life and death.
Who would you rather have die first; you or your spouse/partner/SO?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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tGreenWay said...
Between this week's stories about cannibal attacks and the AIDS 2.0 illness, it got me thinking about life and death.
Who would you rather have die first; you or your spouse/partner/SO?

Me. I'll fucking set myself on fire
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For people who reply "spouse first", please post a price you would agree to in order to make sure that happens.
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Count gHostula said...
Me. I'll fucking set myself on fire

Well, if fire is the COD, it's best you torch yourself--not your SO.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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Spouse. It would be depressing as hell and hard to deal with for a while, but I'd rather it be me that has to deal with that and not my wife. Plus, if it happens while I'm still young, I can play the wife died tragically card and get some sympathy sex.
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Dantonio.
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Spouse. It would be depressing as hell and hard to deal with for a while, but I'd rather it be me that has to deal with that and not my wife. Plus, if it happens while I'm still young, I can play the wife died tragically card and get some sympathy sex.

my thoughts exactly. But my wife keeps saying we're gonna die together at the same time like in some chick flick she keeps referring to like the notebook or something?
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manofthewild07 said...
my thoughts exactly. But my wife keeps saying we're gonna die together at the same time like in some chick flick she keeps referring to like the notebook or something?

You should really keep your eyes open for the old murder/suicide
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12 months ago

Umm, here's a question...
Would you rather drown, or be burned alive?
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tGreenWay said...
Well, if fire is the COD, it's best you torch yourself--not your SO.

it probably better someone else torches you, if the death is ruled a suicide you may very well screw your spouse out of life insurance.
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JMSparty08 said...
Spouse. It would be depressing as hell and hard to deal with for a while, but I'd rather it be me that has to deal with that and not my wife. Plus, if it happens while I'm still young, I can play the wife died tragically card and get some sympathy sex.

Nothing beats walking a puppy down Grand River Avenue, but that might be a close second.
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no condom /thread
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Spouse. I'd like to feel freedom again before I die.
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Spouse of course. I can find a younger, sluttier, and freakier replacement and she wouldn't have to carry and birth any kids. If I die first all they do is get a bunch of life insurance money and someone else would be raising my kids and taking care of my dog. I do not want someone else raising my kids or taking care of my dog. They probably wouldn't even take him hunting, he loves to hunt.
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Spouse of course. I can find a younger, sluttier, and freakier replacement and she wouldn't have to carry and birth any kids. If I die first all they do is get a bunch of life insurance money and someone else would be raising my kids and taking care of my dog. I do not want someone else raising my kids or taking care of my dog. They probably wouldn't even take him hunting, he loves to hunt.

Very well said.
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Me. I would take a few pricks with me though. I have my terminal cancer celebrity hitlist.

This post was edited by Spartan8Ball on 6/2/2012 at 12:39 PM
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Me. I would take a few pricks with me though. I have my terminal cancer celebrity hitlist.
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