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Alan Ruck (Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) has died.

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16 months ago

I once had a beer with Alan Ruck at an airport bar, which, in light of this news, of course means that I can no longer bring myself to watch college football.
RIP Alan Ruck, and RIP my college football enjoyment. Rough day.
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16 months ago

goodbar said...
I'm never going to buy personal lubricant again! RIP ALAN RUCK WHO PLAYED CAMERON OF FERRIS BUELLER FAME THAT HAS DIED.

Well it just goes to show you how dangerous those Costco bulk sizes can be.
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16 months ago

Poor Alan Ruck, aka the Ruckster, his death will be a real loss for Illini Nation.
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16 months ago

55 gallons? He went like this guy eh?

Boy dies after masturbating 42 times | ATL Night Spots

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil. His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late. The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed. They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
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16 months ago

LoneWolfSparty said...
Its official:
http://www.wikiobits.com/Obits/AlanRuck

Claim to Fame:
Alan Ruck has an obituary on WikiObits.com
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16 months ago

goodbar said...
I'm never going to buy personal lubricant again! RIP ALAN RUCK WHO PLAYED CAMERON OF FERRIS BUELLER FAME THAT HAS DIED.

I wouldn't stop using personal lubricant if my wife were killed by personal lubricant.
I mean, by Alan Ruck. Who played Cameron in Ferris Bueller.
It's not enough to bash in heads, you have to bash in minds.
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16 months ago

http://www.tmrzoo.com/2012/31927
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16 months ago

Wikipedia confirms that ALLAN RUCK HAS DIED today by drowning in 55 gallons of personal lubricant.

This post was edited by Online Predator on 2/13/2012 at 1:33 PM
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16 months ago

Tomp said...
I wouldn't stop using personal lubricant if my wife were killed by personal lubricant.
I mean, by Alan Ruck. Who played Cameron in Ferris Bueller.

I think Amazon.com really needs to own up to this. Rumor has it that ALAN RUCK purchased the drum from their website before tragically drowning in it. and dying. ALAN RUCK. DEAD.
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16 months ago

And after surviving that septicemia scare in 2002 too.
What a tragedy.
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16 months ago

Better than how David Carradine went.
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16 months ago

Online Predator said...
Wikipedia confirms.

I lost it when i verified this.
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Online Predator said...
Wikipedia confirms that ALLAN RUCK HAS DIED today by drowning in 55 gallons of personal lubricant.

Looks like an update is needed here:
http://www.chacha.com/question/is-alan-ruck-dead
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CivilEGR said...
I lost it when i verified this.

yeah, i'm not afraid to admit i cried also. Its really sad and no shame in showing emotion.
Your average UofM fan and I have something in common, neither of us went to UofM. Though we do share One major difference, I got Accepted.
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Misterray said...
Looks like an update is needed here:
http://www.chacha.com/question/is-alan-ruck-dead

See comments.
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16 months ago

Alan Ruck was 29 when Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed?
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16 months ago

Is there any truth to the reports that ALAN RUCK (Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off), who died today, February 13, 2012 by drowning in a 55 gallon barrel of personal lubricant was discovered by his mother-in-law in his garage face down in the 55 gallon bucket of personal lubricant and was wearing only a ball-spreader and red crotchless chaps?

This post was edited by Rocinante on 2/13/2012 at 1:42 PM
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MSUDancinBear said...
yeah, i'm not afraid to admit i cried also. Its really sad and no shame in showing emotion.

It's just so tragic.
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Phil McCrackin said...
Alan Ruck was 29 when Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed?

ALAN RUCK WHO PLAYED CAMERON OF FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF FAME HAS DIED and all you can think about it his age when the movie came out?
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16 months ago

I am not sure if the lubricant is true or not. There is a new report on Twitter that he set-up a coworker with someone that already had a boyfriend and the coworker killed him.
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This post was edited by LoneWolfSparty on 2/13/2012 at 1:54 PM

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16 months ago

I love these threads.
RIP ALAN RUCK!!!!
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Rocinante said...
I love these threads.
RIP ALAN RUCK!!!!

ALAN RUCK would love it too if he didn't DIE IN A 55 GALLON DRUM OF PERSONAL LUBRICANT!!!
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So wrong.
Edit: re wikipedia

This post was edited by Larry Kazamias on 2/13/2012 at 2:01 PM
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You're my boy blue

This post was edited by Pinky Tuscadero on 2/13/2012 at 2:02 PM
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