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American Juggallo: Documenting the Gathering of the Juggalos

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    20ish minute long documentary on the Gathering of the Juggalos festival or whatever the hell it is called. It is comedy gold, some highlights mentioned at a blog:

    [The dude at the 5:30 mark, who is by far the best part of this whole thing]
    "I was drinkin' Caribou Lou on the carnival rides. Apparently, I f*ckin passed out, and then my f*ckin homeboy shows up outta nowhere and gets me back to the tent. I was a f*ckin' spectacle, but I don't give a f*ck, cause that sh*t was righteous."

    "You should never put spray paint on your face." [Said while a friend spray paints his face while smoking a cigarette]

    "Somebody told me there's nothing good left in the world, and I actually believed that sh*t until I came here and seen all the titties... all the weed... all the fast food... I mean, this sh*t's the bomb."

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Trevor Barnes on 4/5/2012 at 9:32 AM

    American Juggalo

    American Juggalo / Directed by Sean Dune

    www.americanjuggalo.com

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Other choice quotes:

    "Last time I checked I was trippin pretty damn hard on some mushrooms."

    "I been here since Friday night, I probably done a thousand whippits. The whippits don't stop. The Gathering don't stop, the Gathering stops YOU."

    "The gathering of the muthaf*ckin juggalos. I love you guys, and you guys, and you guys. We have alcohol and muthaf*ckin explosives."

    [chick smoking a cigarette] "My name is Ashley, and I'm from Muncie, Indiana, and this [referring to her pregnant belly] is my baby Amelia Maine. F*ckin six months pregnant and I'm rockin' it with the homies."

    [Girl showing her breasts] "It says 'Titties for a dollar.' My boyfriend wrote it."

    "I'm on dialysis man. I been in treatment the last seven days. And I'm still here! WOOT WOOT!"

    "There is no bigatory in juggaloism. True life is inside your soul."

    roflmao

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • The juggalos can be downright retarded. I have been listening to icp since the early nineties and I always check their new stuff out, I guess it's kind of a bad habit thing? Being from Michigan and growing up in the nineties the clowns were always talked about as well as esham. These so-called juggalos are nothing like the "fans" that used to go to the shows.

    I in no way shape or form want to be associated with the a-holes in that vid.

    misterspartan

  • The fat snookie like chick in the car making a "wise" choice in rolling on E and drinking Vodka huh lol

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • My bro hits every ICP show just to see the Juggalos - I've watched some videos on YouTube after the Tila Tequila incident and I couldn't stop watching, it's gold Jerry, gold!!!

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    Count gHostula

  • Fat dude talking about getting super fucked up then says "I want to find a skinny ass little bitch, make her fat, and then we can lose weight together. And we'll bond." roflmao

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Dude with bad kidneys on the transplant list is partying panic

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Epic sign around some dude's neck:

    "21 Year old Virgin
    No STDS!
    Please Help"

    "Are you going to make it happen?" "Probably not, knowing me...I'm insane, I like to stab people!"

    roflmao

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    pulling69 ●

  • there is no male without a goatee
    this video does not go for more than 15 seconds without some form of the word fuck
    there are no vehicles made after 2005
    neck tattoos are required
    anyone with an education beyond 8th grade is not allowed to attend

    P Rob

  • Woo Wooooooo!!!!

    y2kMgrad

  • 6.5 month old woman smoking. awesome.

    P Rob

  • "We have alcohol and we have explosives."

    Also known as things that never end well.

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    Turtleneck ●

  • Turtleneck said...

    "We have alcohol and we have explosives."

    Also known as things that never end well.

    I was actually impress by whatever that thing was. When he first tossed it I thought it was just some spark cone and then BANG! lol

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • What the fuck is a clock

    Ned Ryerson

  • Taking kids there has to constitute child abuse.

    Gomer

  • Ned Ryerson said...

    What the fuck is a clock

    I think it is a device of some sort that measures time. Not sure though.

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    Turtleneck ●

  • I think this video should be titled "Idiocracy".

    P Rob

  • Damn. Ive been talking about doing a documentary on this for a while now. Mine would involve an at home perspective of a least a few jugs and their regular lifestyle and culminate with whatever that big festival they throw is

    Fez ●

  • Fez said...

    Damn. Ive been talking about doing a documentary on this for a while now. Mine would involve an at home perspective of a least a few jugs and their regular lifestyle and culminate with whatever that big festival they throw is

    I think there is still a market for that. All these fools keep saying they have jobs and a life outside of being a Juggalo....I am sort of intrigued as to how that all works.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • smoke Sweet Jesus. There really isn't a word that sums up the group of people shown in that video. Chicks smoking when pregnant. Dude skipping dialysis to drink and do drugs. Some interesting hairstyles to say the least. No one there appears to have brushed their teeth since 'nam. The word "fuck" is the most used word in their vocabulary. No one there could spell "vocabulary". I mean, whatever. To each their own. They aren't harming anyone so I'm cool with the whole thing. Just an interesting group of people. One giant trainwreck. Don't want to look, but how the hell can you look away?

    Idk why, but the guy at 1:45 in the video riding the spinning ride alone at the carnival made me lol

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    GoRightThru4MSU ●

  • pulling69 said...

    I think there is still a market for that. All these fools keep saying they have jobs and a life outside of being a Juggalo....I am sort of intrigued as to how that all works.

    As am I. I would like to see these guys in real life. I'm sure some of them are completely normal people. Though the chicks bragging about how they are managers at their jobs...first thought through my mind...McDonalds.

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    GoRightThru4MSU ●

  • GoRightThru4MSU said...

    As am I. I would like to see these guys in real life. I'm sure some of them are completely normal people. Though the chicks bragging about how they are managers at their jobs...first thought through my mind...McDonalds.

    I want to see the brain surgeon that the one kid said was tripping on acid lol

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • GoRightThru4MSU said...

    As am I. I would like to see these guys in real life. I'm sure some of them are completely normal people. Though the chicks bragging about how they are managers at their jobs...first thought through my mind...McDonalds.

    How do you feel about the title "Jugg Life"?

    Fez ●

  • that tight little blond at around the 22 minute mark seems out of place.

    hoke- to alter or manipulate so as to give a deceptively or superficially improved quality or value.

    The Doctor ●

  • Im down with the clown and im down for life, yo

    OTPT

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