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American Juggallo: Documenting the Gathering of the Juggalos

  • Fez said...

    Damn. Ive been talking about doing a documentary on this for a while now. Mine would involve an at home perspective of a least a few jugs and their regular lifestyle and culminate with whatever that big festival they throw is

    I grew up with some of them...just go hunt around Walled Lake, the trashy part. But I can't speak highly of these guys. In 6th grade, one of them was chasing his mom around their house with either a gun or a knife, can't remember. Then another one was going to bring a gun to school in 7th grade and recreate the Holocaust. I'd be shocked if they aren't in jail for life by now.

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  • 16:30 when the pregnant chick is talking about her baby being born into the tribe...while smoking.

    reg_hartner

  • Cannot wait to watch this when I get home lol

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  • I sure could use some trustworthy ninjahood in my life. ninja

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Professor Chaos on 9/29/2011 at 1:20 PM

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  • That was one of the most profoundly disturbing things I've seen on the internet. And I've seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

    ...beyond a stretch of Maryland pines there's a river without a name.

    Foot B Dude2001

  • SpartanGuard said...

    I grew up with some of them...just go hunt around Walled Lake, the trashy part.

    haha. I totally grew up in Walled Lake.

    numberonealcove

  • I watched that entire documentary and I've still no clue as to how magnets work.

    This post was edited by stlspartan on 11/2/2011 at 8:56 PM

    stlspartan

  • I'm a Cubs fan, and that video was more painful to watch than anything I've seen as a Cubs fan.

    The RCMB...is one of the most awful, alarming, inappropriate, disgusting, and offensive msg boards in the history of the internet.

    Jud Owns Digger ●

  • I made it about 2 minutes.

    I can't bear the stupidity.

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  • Spartan NutsNE1 said...

    I made it about 2 minutes.

    I can't bear the stupidity.

    You should stick it out, there is some gold all the way through that.

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • pulling69 said...

    You should stick it out, there is some gold all the way through that.

    i've got alcohol and explosives.

    family. i've known my brother for....................fuckin................11 years.

    woo woo.

    fuckin............fuckin............woo woo

    P Rob

  • pulling69 said...

    Other choice quotes:

    "Last time I checked I was trippin pretty damn hard on some mushrooms."

    "I been here since Friday night, I probably done a thousand whippits. The whippits don't stop. The Gathering don't stop, the Gathering stops YOU."

    "The gathering of the muthaf*ckin juggalos. I love you guys, and you guys, and you guys. We have alcohol and muthaf*ckin explosives."

    [chick smoking a cigarette] "My name is Ashley, and I'm from Muncie, Indiana, and this [referring to her pregnant belly] is my baby Amelia Maine. F*ckin six months pregnant and I'm rockin' it with the homies."

    [Girl showing her breasts] "It says 'Titties for a dollar.' My boyfriend wrote it."

    "I'm on dialysis man. I been in treatment the last seven days. And I'm still here! WOOT WOOT!"

    "There is no bigatory in juggaloism. True life is inside your soul."

    roflmao

    I just paused the documentary because I'm literally in tears laughing after hearing this line.

    I came to this thread to post about and glad you already highlighted this gem Pulling.

    EDIT: You forgot to add at the end of the quote: "Let me show you how great we are" lollollol

    This post was edited by nedgo on 11/2/2011 at 9:25 PM

    Photo on strike.

    nedgo

  • No wonder the fbi says its a gang. They only say "were Family" every 5 seconds. Whats shocking is that there was a decent looking blonde girl at the very end.

    "Maniac" says she's not on drugs but shows all the signs of Meth head.

    Man the std's that must get spread around that place.

    jpaw

  • nedgo said...

    I just paused the documentary because I'm literally in tears laughing after hearing this line.

    I came to this thread to post about and glad you already highlighted this gem Pulling.

    EDIT: You forgot to add at the end of the quote: "Let me show you how great we are" lollollol

    Interview with oafish missing link type guy with a cardboard sign hanging around his neck that reads:

    "21 year old virgin. No STDs. Please Help"

    When asked if he thinks he's gonna make it happen:

    "Probably not knowing me man! I'm me man!! I'M INSANE!!! I like to stab people!!!!"

    Pure gold. You cannot make this shit up.

    Photo on strike.

    nedgo

  • Turtleneck said...

    "We have alcohol and we have explosives."

    Also known as things that never end well.

    Unless you are a member of society that isn't a Juggalo. Then you are hoping for a horrible accident.

    The RCMB...is one of the most awful, alarming, inappropriate, disgusting, and offensive msg boards in the history of the internet.

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  • jpaw said...

    No wonder the fbi says its a gang. They only say "were Family" every 5 seconds. Whats shocking is that there was a decent looking blonde girl at the very end.

    "Maniac" says she's not on drugs but shows all the signs of Meth head.

    Man the std's that must get spread around that place.

    I fully expect a STD to be named Juggalodia.

    The RCMB...is one of the most awful, alarming, inappropriate, disgusting, and offensive msg boards in the history of the internet.

    Jud Owns Digger ●

  • I watched it all....... wow.......

    MSUmath2013

  • MSUmath2013 said...

    I watched it all....... wow.......

    Everyone should.

    I've got half a notion to pin this thread that documentary is so funny/unbelievable/sad/incredible/pathetic/amazing/dumb.

    Photo on strike.

    nedgo

  • A strategic bombing of the The Gathering would solve a lot of society's problems...

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    SpartanNachos

  • SpartanNachos said...

    A strategic bombing of the The Gathering would solve a lot of society's problems...

    It would also put alot of probation officers, drug counselors and Faygo employees out of work.

    Photo on strike.

    nedgo

  • I think after watching for 5 minutes, I heard the word "fuck" in some form or another more times than in the entire Big Lebowski movie. Still, a pretty good social commentary (they claim they all have jobs, but I'm willing to bet your taxes are paying half of them) and decent entertainment.

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  • pulling69 said...

    I was actually impress by whatever that thing was. When he first tossed it I thought it was just some spark cone and then BANG! lol

    Righteous.

    ......and holy shit was that blonde SMOKING w/ that clown tities at the the end. Now WTF didn't you chat her up and follow her around for the entire duration of this documentary instead??

    Lastly, the poster about the fans changing is spot on. Until like 5 years ago, I assumed ICP died out in the late 90s, but man was I wrong. As one of their orginal fans, can't say I'd claim them now---unless they got more fans like that fucking blonde. Holy shit!

    blanch32

  • blanch32 said...

    Righteous.

    ......and holy shit was that blonde SMOKING w/ that clown tities at the the end. Now WTF didn't you chat her up and follow her around for the entire duration of this documentary instead??

    Lastly, the poster about the fans changing is spot on. Until like 5 years ago, I assumed ICP died out in the late 90s, but man was I wrong. As one of their orginal fans, can't say I'd claim them now---unless they got more fans like that fucking blonde. Holy shit!

    A buddy farming and living in Montcalm County Mi swears everyone under 25 around him is a Jug.

    [edit; he specially excluded the Amish]

    This post was edited by FIJI239 81 on 11/2/2011 at 10:45 PM

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  • blanch32 said...

    As one of their orginal fans....

    Not surprising at all.....

    35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.

    pulling69 ●

  • Itz Pstein! said...

    How come the girl who is walking around butt naked hasn't been mentioned. I mean jesus, she is literally walking around thousands of people naked. Best 20 minutes on the internet.

    simple: not hot enough.

    blanch32

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