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Anyone else think of poster "goodbar" whenever you.....

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22 months ago

goodbar said...
Hey, I was the reason your grandma was in the wheelchair in the first place. The least I could do was get her back up and walking again.

True. I still don't know how you throw your back out sweeping the chimney (especially at 4 in the morning).

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Stan Istanbol on 7/29/2011 at 2:28 PM
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22 months ago

This thread has taken a most unfortunate turn.
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22 months ago

LoneWolfSparty said...
This thread has taken a most unfortunate turn.

you spelled, "awesomely homoerotic" wrong.
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22 months ago

I think of Goodbar when I make love to my wife. It’s not in a gay way. It’s more that I try to channel him to seek guidance. I just know he’d be so much better at doing it. I’m pretty sure she knows it too.
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22 months ago

Jimmy McBride said...
I think of Goodbar when I make love to my wife. It’s not in a gay way. It’s more that I try to channel him to seek guidance. I just know he’d be so much better at doing it. I’m pretty sure she knows it too.

So, you're saying a lot of Anal?
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22 months ago

d.mcc said...
So, you're saying a lot of Anal?

Yeah, she uses a strap on.
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22 months ago

Jimmy McBride said...
I think of Goodbar when I make love to my wife. It’s not in a gay way. It’s more that I try to channel him to seek guidance. I just know he’d be so much better at doing it. I’m pretty sure she knows it too.

When my wife is bitching at me about how much she loathes me and wishes she had made better decisions about her future. I always say, "Who the fuck do you think I am? Goodbar?" and she says, "You're right. You're certainly no Goodbar." Then she goes and fantasizes about the potential for happiness with a real man as she masturbates.
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22 months ago

when nobody else would, he went into my ex-wife's vagina and recovered what was rumored to be a copy of the dead sea scrolls. unfortunately, it only turned out to be 3 encyclopedia britannica's, a shoe horn and half eaten package of dentyne ice gum..
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A.M. wood said...
when nobody else would, he went into my ex-wife's vagina and recovered what was rumored to be a copy of the dead sea scrolls. unfortunately, it only turned out to be 3 encyclopedia britannica's, a shoe horn and half eaten package of dentyne ice gum..

Bullshit, no one ever actually bought Encyclopedia Britannica.
Also, what flavor gum?
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A.M. wood said...
when nobody else would, he went into my ex-wife's vagina and recovered what was rumored to be a copy of the dead sea scrolls. unfortunately, it only turned out to be 3 encyclopedia britannica's, a shoe horn and half eaten package of dentyne ice gum..

so, he soloed it? did he use any rope or was it just him and the gaping maw?
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A.M. wood said...
when nobody else would, he went into my ex-wife's vagina and recovered what was rumored to be a copy of the dead sea scrolls. unfortunately, it only turned out to be 3 encyclopedia britannica's, a shoe horn and half eaten package of dentyne ice gum..

I heard he also rescued the colony of midgets.
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A.M. wood said...
when nobody else would, he went into my ex-wife's vagina and recovered what was rumored to be a copy of the dead sea scrolls. unfortunately, it only turned out to be 3 encyclopedia britannica's, a shoe horn and half eaten package of dentyne ice gum..

Back in the second grade, I still didn't have fully developed motor skills, and Tina would always bully me around. Well one day at second recess she was really giving it to me, when Goodbar came over and punched her right square in the mouth. He went to jail because I guess it's wrong for a 33 year old to attack a 7 year old girl, but from then on she stayed clear of me and two weeks later I hit puberty, and the rest is pretty much history. Without Goodbar, I don't know where I would be right now.
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22 months ago

AverageWhiteGuy said...
no. it starts out as "gdbr"

So its a grower and not a shower eh?
Don't post poop!
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22 months ago

I wasted 7.99 the other night because I rented Looking for Mr. Goodbar thinking it was a porno.
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22 months ago

Since this is the Goodbar thread...Who's the player in your avatar? Everytime I see it on the page in the small version it looks like The Janitor from "Scrubs".
Also, just thought of Goodbar as I pleased my girlfriend. Incidentally, she moaned "Mortensen". I guess getting her more involved in sports was a mistake.
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Tomp said...
I heard he also rescued the colony of midgets.

It was too late for them
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13 months ago

Bump because I accidentally down-voted Goodbar once.
Also, this thread is hilarious.
And I would like an answer to mpcoan's question.
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The only thing missing in this thread is Malibu Man. Lol.
Posting member of tRCMB since 1997. It is ALWAYS a great day to be a Spartan!!!!
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13 months ago

Red94 said...
Bump because I accidentally down-voted Goodbar once.
Also, this thread is hilarious.
And I would like an answer to mpcoan's question.

It's Pat Gallinagh, starting DT on the '65 and '66 teams. His version of "What is a Spartan" is at the link below.

What is a Spartan? | Office of the President | Michigan State University

http://president.msu.edu/from-the-presidents-desk/2006/what-is-a-spartan.html
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Zapp Brannigan said...
It's Pat Gallinagh, starting DT on the '65 and '66 teams. His version of "What is a Spartan" is at the link below.

That photo is fantastic....was he the inspiration of "Gruff Sparty"?

This post was edited by Son of Sparta on 4/28/2012 at 10:05 AM
"Leave the gun.....take the cannoli" "It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."
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13 months ago

Red94 said...
Bump because I accidentally down-voted Goodbar once.
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Nice job, dick!
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