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Are You a Hipster or a Bro?

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Let's be honest, with only slight variations, there are only two kinds of people in the world: hipsters and bros. What kind are you?
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Let's be honest, with only slight variations, there are only two kinds of people in the world: hipsters and bros. What kind are you?

Your hipster trilogy would work better if Bobby Sak was around.
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Neither...I'm just a man.
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Your hipster trilogy would work better if Bobby Sak was around.

Your response seems subtly ironic. I'm gonna put you down as a hipster.
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11 months ago

Broster
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RPMadMSU said...
Neither...I'm just a man.

Typical Bro.
We have one of each.
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Where do the boners fit in?
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For those of you puzzled by the categories, here's some help:
Clinton = Hipster
Bush = Bro
Willie Nelson = Hipster
Snoop Dog = Bro
Anarchist's Cookbook = Hipster
Tom Clancy = Bro
Ron Paul = Faux Hipster
Stephen Colbert = Faux Bro
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Count gHostula said...
Where do the boners fit in?

Your backside. NTTAWWT.
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Most people call me a hipster because of my taste in music and the fact a were thick black glasses even though I have 20/20 vision. I don't see the comparison though.
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Count gHostula said...
Where do the boners fit in?

Yes, and bandies are neither hipster nor bros. This one isn't well thought out meanie.
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Im the group in the middle with no name, and a dash of hood rich gangsta. Suburban white boi Im fresh.
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Im fresh.

As in Subway, eat fresh? Yes yes, we get it.
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Im the group in the middle with no name, and a dash of hood rich gangsta. Suburban white boi Im fresh.

Wigger.
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Yes, and bandies are neither hipster nor bros. This one isn't well thought out meanie.

Don't be ridiculous, as with all either/or's and "there are two kinds of people in the world" schemas, this is perfectly thought out.
What ghost needs to understand is that boners are just KINDS of each. Some boners are flaccid hipsters or bros, whereas others are tumescent hipsters and bros.
It's all about the will-to-power. The boner will be a hipster or a bro depending on what he (or she) interprets ghost to be (he's a bro-ish hipster, by the way), and then they will react according to their own proclivity: limply or turgidly.

This post was edited by GreenMeany on 6/23/2012 at 3:13 PM
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Yes, and bandies are neither hipster nor bros. This one isn't well thought out meanie.

P.S.: Bandies are either flaccid hipsters or flaccid bros. Call them wannabees, if you must, but that seems unnecessarily cruel.
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Im the group in the middle with no name, and a dash of hood rich gangsta. Suburban white boi Im fresh.

Ross, you're a bro.
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Ross, you're a bro.

Don't label me brah. Labels don't really work with me I'm pretty different.
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Don't label me brah. Labels don't really work with me I'm pretty different.

All Bros think that.
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Bro me
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Don't label me brah. Labels don't really work with me I'm pretty different.

So you're a hipster then?
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breh
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I'm definitely a bro, but there are some subtle hipster tendencies.
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Put me down as Brochacho
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