MSU Red Cedar Message Board

Fuck as many females as possible.

so you're saying you currently turn down all the 7s and lower but if the astroid was going to hit you'd hit anything that moved?

I would get NASA to contact the best deep-sea oil driller in the world, for assistance and advice.

Something tells me, all the 3's will be looking for 8's and nobody gets laid.

I'm getting my hands on as much salt as possible. Add to that as much clothing and containers that I can lay hands on. Family (yep kids) up a few miles to the cabin on a stream. From there, assuming I'm still living, it's fending and staying as warm as possible. Guns, prolly, but more emphasis on nets and fish oriented supply.

(oh, I'll do the wife each and every day and night)

I would worry about attendance at Spartan Stadium next fall.

What's the timeframe for impact? Like tomorrow, or in 6 months?

I'm going to follow you. At gunpoint, I'll take your salt and containers. Then i'm going to set up camp just a little bit upstream of you, so that when you're bathing in that stream, you'll see me taking a shit off the tower of containers I built. Then I'll wipe my ass with a bar of salt, and throw it in the stream. It's up to you whether you retrieve it or not...I won't judge you either way.

I'll let you keep the nets and fishing supplies...but I'll be back to take the fish that you catch.

I think if you gave a chainsaw with fuel, warm clothes, guns, fishing equipment, and a weather proof home 99% of 1st worlders would still die from being six months on their own. They'd die of shame and loneliness if nothing got them physically.

I have a series of buses hooked together underground in southern Canada for when shit hits the fan.

Throw her on the back of a dirtbike and head for the high ground.