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Bear eats corpse of convicted murderer in Canada

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11 months ago

We make fun of the Canucks, but they don't mess around when it comes to punishing murderers.

Bear eats corpse of convicted murderer in Canada - CNN.com

A bear ate the corpse of a convicted killer in a wooded area of Canada, according to authorities.
www.cnn.com
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
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Saves money on a bearial.
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"Rory Nelson Wagner, 53, was convicted of a grizzly 1993 killing."
Ah, that explains it.
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
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I find stories like this to be unbearable.
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This is the polar opposite of how we do things in the USA
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With stories like this i find cnn to be a koala-ty news source
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If a bear shits in the woods and nobody is around except a corpse does it still stink?
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Officers at the scene stated that there was bearly anything left of the body.
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Pandamoneum up in this thread, please paws the puns ASAP!
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pulling69 said...
Pandamoneum up in this thread, please paws the puns ASAP!

I thought you'd left the thread but i see you've managed to claw your way back
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Was his name Yogi by chance? Manbearpig?

This post was edited by Spartan8Ball on 6/2/2012 at 4:47 PM
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Looks like the bath salts epidemic has made its way to America, Jr.
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So, the guy was a POS in life and an even bigger POS in death.
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Damn, I bet that was a grisly scene
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Someone warned us....
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This thread and its puns are terrible. Looks like I'll just have to grin and bear it.
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Clearly trouble was bruin for this guy.
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. - Frank Leahy.-- If you're going to be stupid, be smart about it. - Mike Milbury
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Bullwrinkle said...
Clearly trouble was bruin for this guy.

It was probably less painful than what zdeno chara can do to a person.
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How is any of this the bear's fault?
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Bullwrinkle said...
Clearly trouble was bruin for this guy.

Very nice !
That dude took playing dead to the extreme.

This post was edited by SeeGreen on 6/2/2012 at 6:28 PM
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I hope somebody had a camera.
That's a Kodiak Moment.
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Hey Booboo, This killer looks tasty. I think I will eat him.

This post was edited by Spartan8Ball on 6/2/2012 at 6:29 PM
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rodent said...
How is any of this the bear's fault?

Agree. Dude deserved getting served a clawsuit
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NigelUno said...
I hope somebody had a camera.
That's a Kodiak Moment.
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