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Beastie Boys tribute thread in rhymes

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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I went into the locker room during classes, opened up your locker and smashed your glasses.

This post was edited by BigGreenHouse on 5/4/2012 at 9:40 PM
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan. You're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.
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- All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain
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12 months ago

I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell....
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12 months ago

I think I am losing my mind this time, this time I think I am losing my mnd
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12 months ago

I've got money, like Charles Dickens
I've got the girlies in the Coupe like the Colonel's got the chickens
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Rock my Adidas, never rock Fila
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12 months ago

If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Get off my lawn.
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12 months ago

"I got more juice than Picasso's got paint"
"Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam/ Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean/ On the tough guy style I'm not too keen/ To try to change the world I will plot and scheme.”
What an extremely thoughtful and talented man. I am beyond bummed and have been listening to their music all day long.
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12 months ago

I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it
I don't buy cheeba, I grow it
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Dropping science like Galileo dropped an orange.
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12 months ago

You gotta fight, for your right, to SPARTYYYYY
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12 months ago

Pass me the scalpel, I'll make an incision
I'll cut off the part of your brain that does all the bitching
Put it in formaldehyde and put it on the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say that's my old self
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12 months ago

Cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
Well you're hot to trot you think you're slicker than grease
I've got news for your crew
You'll be sucking like a leech
MC is what I am and do
The A is for Adam
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12 months ago

"i got the gun and you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me"
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I can't stand it, I know you planned it. I'm gonna set it straight this Watergate.
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12 months ago

Butcher me on the court
Too many elbows to report
Now you're poking me in the eye
Bill Laimbeer motherfucker, it's time for you to DIE!
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
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- How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Waking up before I get to sleep
'Cause I'll be rocking this party eight days a week
Remind yourself. Nobody built like you, you design yourself.
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- Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion.
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12 months ago

Pass me an iron and I'll bust a chipshot.
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12 months ago

What's another word for pirate treasure?
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

And if you feel what I feel than it's a musical masterpiece.
I felt it MCA. Thank you.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

What's gonna set you free?
Look inside and you'll see
When you've got so much to say
It's called graditude, and that's right.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill. I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

SoCal Spartan said...
What's another word for pirate treasure?

Booty!
Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Held it down for Monty Held it down For Iz
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12 months ago

To all the mothers and
the sisters and
the wives and friends,
I wanna offer my love and
respect to the end.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

No one really knows what I'm talkin about. Yeah that's right my name is Yauch.
That's for you Reg.
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