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Best line from a pop tune

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2 years ago

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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2 years ago

hop hop on da pole, and do the damn thing, we pimpin in da house, we bout to spend some change
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2 years ago

The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear,
the only thing I should be drinking is an ice-cold beer.
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- Dayman fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the sun.
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2 years ago

She lets me drive her car
So I can score an eighth
From the lesbians at West and Venice
Seems pretty random
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2 years ago

in some pussy is the place to be...
always fucking is the life for me...
spread your legs open far and wide...
fuck that shit, just let me put my dick inside...
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again. What do batteries run on?
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2 years ago

Cosmo_Kramer said...
"Cause in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"

Is that true? That was awesome.

This post was edited by lil_dids on 4/14/2011 at 10:52 AM
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2 years ago

I said "I'm so happy, I could die."
She said "Drop dead," then left with another guy.
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2 years ago

everybodys heard about the bird..
bird bird bird bird bird bird bird is the word
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Gus Chiggins said...
Hip Hop, Marmalade, Spic 'n Span
Met you one summer and it all began

Damn you for making me remember that horrid piece of shit.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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2 years ago

"and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Will always love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
You're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
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2 years ago

goodbar said...
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Sorry, had to do it. I'll even you up with a +1 on somethin' else later.

Totally justified....
You're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
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2 years ago

She looked me over and I guess she thought I was all right.
All right in a sort of a limited way for an off night.
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2 years ago

lil_dids said...
Is that true? That was awesome.

What do you mean, is it true? It's from The Beatles song "The End"
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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2 years ago

F***in' Magnates! How do they work?
Don't post poop!
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2 years ago

OP@MSU said...
"and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Will always love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
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2 years ago

Well.....
Catholic Girls, with their tiny little mustache
Don't post poop!
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2 years ago

goodbar said...
Then I learned to play some lead guitar, I was underage in this funky bar And I stepped outside to smoke myself a j When I come back to the room, everybody just seemed to move And I turned my amp up loud and I began to play
It was late in the evening.....and I blew that room away!

Hot of the press! Haven't heard it yet, but will be picking it up soon.
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2 years ago

[She] Blew out your pilot light and made a wish.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Probably too emo for the old guys on here, but:
"you could slit my throat, and I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt"
-taking back sunday
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2 years ago

"Ram it, ram it, ram it up tyour poop chute" Frank Zappa, Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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2 years ago

Worst line:
"Square root o' 69 is 8 somethin' right? Cause I been tryin to work it out ohhh" -Drake
Still makes me laugh every time.
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2 years ago

The Ramones - "I Don't Care"
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
About this world
I don't care
About that girl
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2 years ago

Flogging Molly - "The Ol' Beggars Bush"
Fertile Mrs. Moore had thirteen kids
But still looked good
Till her ol' man jumped leave on a ship
She never read a book
But by Christ she understood
That the meanin' of life
Starts in bed
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
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