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Boy Dies After Jerking offf 42 times.

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21 months ago

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
let this be a lesson to some of you
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21 months ago

That's fapped up.
This is the same play they ran earlier, turn the corner and look. Nice back door. Cleaves the alley-oop. Ohh! What a setup off the timeout!
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21 months ago

talk about rubbing one out....
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21 months ago

Has to be fake

This post was edited by Treadingcedar23 on 8/28/2011 at 3:41 PM
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21 months ago

You mean he actually beat himself to death?
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21 months ago

Was he blind by the time he kicked off.
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21 months ago

so now we now....42 consecutive times is deadly. Stop at 41
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21 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

He must have bled out
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21 months ago

GreenAllDay said...
http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
let this be a lesson to some of you

I don't wanna know what you have google news alert set as to find this article.
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21 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Who kept the tally for him then?
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21 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Damn Volleyball shorts.
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21 months ago

hausman said...
Who kept the tally for him then?

Kleenex found at the scene?
This is the same play they ran earlier, turn the corner and look. Nice back door. Cleaves the alley-oop. Ohh! What a setup off the timeout!
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21 months ago

now the rest of his body is stiff
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21 months ago

you guys are jerks
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21 months ago

I have one question, how do you happen to run across an article like this?
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21 months ago

WOW! Since I'm older I better stop at 22 for the day. Good thing I read tRCMB. Thanks!
FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!
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21 months ago

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.
This is a Pallas’s cat. Their round pupils give them an odd human quality. They disturb me...deeply.
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21 months ago

hausman said...
Who kept the tally for him then?

Exactly. On the other had, if he had a webcam, maybe one of his viewers was keeping count.
"Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas, and there's no glass slipper coming." -- Mother in ALMOST FAMOUS
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21 months ago

His last orgasm must have been heavenly.
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21 months ago

That record's gonna be tough to beat. I doubt I could even come close.
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21 months ago

good thing my record is only 41 in a row
University of Michigan: Keeping ugly girls out of East Lansing since 1837!
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21 months ago

The body will be cremated and buried in a tube sock, per the boy's wishes.
tRCMB - Visit at your own risk of being disgusted.
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21 months ago

Sad to see someone die of a stroke at such a young age.
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21 months ago

RIP, hero.
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21 months ago

Damn I guess he was shooting for the stars.
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