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EXT85 said...
God I love these posts...been married 20 years, and my very least favorite F*%K*NG time of the year is coming up (Xmas and relatives). She will turn into Satin in about another week until after the holidays and these posts get me ready mentally for what is coming up. If I ever lose it, it will be during the month of December.
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VanWilder said...
Here's this morning's rant. Let me set the tone. She called me twice and texted twice to see where I was at 7:30 am. I had taken the kid to school, and had to go into the office to sign him in, as we were a bit late. I get back into the car, and see she called. I call back and here is what happened:
Her: Well, I thought you were going to fill up my gas tank. Me: I didn't know you were on E, again. Her: You took my car last night to get food, didn't you. Me: No, I drove mine, because I had to fill it up. Her: Figures, you always do that shit. You're such an asshole. Me: Hun? What are you saying, are you on the side of the road empty?? Her: No, but I may not have enough gas to get to (son's) basketball game today. Me: Do you pass any gas stations on the way to/from work or to the game? Her: Click.
Ok, I'm honestly being nice to her at this point, but WTF did I do wrong there??
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Dendrobates said...
Not going to happen for 2 reasons. 1. My priorities for MSU football will not change, period. 2. I hate kids, not having any.
Marriage is like flying with kids, if the flight had 500 connections, never ended, Ted Striker were your pilot and you ate the fish.
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Vince of 231 said...
Yep.
We've got guys reporting how the marriage counselor appointment was intentionally made in conflict with the Rose Bowl, getting bitched out for not reading her mind and filling her car with gas for her, or getting accused of being at the bar when he's really busy taking the kid to soccer practice. Yet the most angry responses here imply acts of murder in response to nothing worse than having an audio song interupted twice with simple, non-threatening questions.
Yeah, very plausible.
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morgarc said...
Man, I remember feeling this same way....my wife used to come tailgate with me, have a few beers, go to all the games and then we had a kid. And then another kid. And then another kid, which was an oops that she frickin planned and still won't admit it! I mean come on, 2 kids 3 and under, we had already talked about having a third and I said no(she said yes) and then around 1am on some random week night she wakes me up to get it on? I'm not stupid.
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This year she tried to ultimatum me with, "If you continue to go tailgate at 7am and drink all day, I am going to leave you."
Unfortunately, we are still married so we all know who wears the pants in the family.
All joking aside, congratulations, good luck and I look forward to you bumping this thread in about a year!
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EdMartin'sLoan said...
Had 3 kids and still managed to make every home game. Guess I didn't get "punished" if she couldn't go due to kid care. She always knew that MSU sports was more important to me than it was to her. Now 2 of those kids are at MSU and one will be attending in another 4 years. Now we have tailgates to see the kids, not get away from them. Looking forward to the day that they host the tailgates and I have seats in the club level.
This post was edited by morgarc on 11/30/2011 at 10:45 PM
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VanWilder said...
Here's this morning's rant. Let me set the tone. She called me twice and texted twice to see where I was at 7:30 am. I had taken the kid to school, and had to go into the office to sign him in, as we were a bit late. I get back into the car, and see she called. I call back and here is what happened:
Her: Well, I thought you were going to fill up my gas tank. Me: I didn't know you were on E, again. Her: You took my car last night to get food, didn't you. Me: No, I drove mine, because I had to fill it up. Her: Figures, you always do that shit. You're such an asshole. Me: Hun? What are you saying, are you on the side of the road empty?? Her: No, but I may not have enough gas to get to (son's) basketball game today. Me: Do you pass any gas stations on the way to/from work or to the game? Her: Click.
Ok, I'm honestly being nice to her at this point, but WTF did I do wrong there??
This morning:
Wife: I need gas and don't get paid till Thursday.
Me: take my debit card
Wife: I'm in my pajamas, can you do it?
me: I have to get ready for work and need my card back before I go...better go now
Wife: okay. Need anything?
me: I'm good.
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boozhoo said...
just to add a little balance to this thread: Tonight I was working a report for work I needed done before going to bed - it was taking twice as long as I expected and still working on it through bball games. Wife comes out and asks what's wrong and I explain my frustration. Her response? "Do you need a BJ to clear your head?"
my wife rules.
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