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QueenOfSparta said...
Man, you guys are married to some crazy bitches...
I've been bending over backwards around my house so that he'll send me to the Rose Bowl.
Marriage is like flying with kids, if the flight had 500 connections, never ended, Ted Striker were your pilot and you ate the fish.
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Pylon St8ofmind said...
You have so much to learn... and yet so much to teach...
WOMEN ARE CRAZY. You're applying logic to an illogical creature.
"Why is this rabid starved wolf hunting me down for no reason and trying to kill me?" Maybe because it's a rabid starved wolf?
She's probably tired, feeling fat, guilty about spending money on something (doubtful in your case
), possibly just a bitch, hating her kids, wanting more kids, wanting to buy something, likely just a bitch, insane, ocd, and hormonal... but I'm probably just projecting my wife onto yours.
Which would likely be a really gross porno.
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Section 8 said...
I received a wonderful surprise last night. After working late and dragging myself home about 8:30PM I was greeted with a great hug and kiss then a "guess where we're going Saturday. We're joining the *****'s at the Symphony with your favorite, Branford Marsalis playing!"
"Wait a minute" I respond, pulling a tiny bit away from her warm and loving embrace. "which Saturday?"
"This Saturday you goober (she is a southern belle). We're having dinner at the new Joe Muir's then to the symphony. I knew you'd be excited because you love the Marsalis's." (in truth I only really like Wynton but can't argue that his brother is a virtuoso on the sax).
"I am so sorry. You are the love of my life, I know you were thinking of pleasing me, but Saturday night is the first ever B1GCG and MSU is in it." You'll have to go with one of your friends or my sister."
"How can you talk about Michigan State when I am talking about doing something with me that we will enjoy together?."
"Look, you know the only reason we are not in Indanapolis this Saturday with our friends and my brothers is that I have to meet clients here Saturday. You knew I would be watching the game Saturday night."
"Michigan State is not going to control our life any more do you hear me! I am done with this shit - you are going to the symphony!"
"Sorry, you are the love of my life but you kvery well now you should have asked me first, knowing the importance of this game. I cannot simply record this one for later viewing. I am not going with you."
"*&$%@%()$^@%%$$$@(#@"
And so it goes.
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DB86 said...
Now that is the ultimate in suckage.... some of my buds have the same issue... my wife is a spartan so not too many issues with MSU games as she goes to the games too....BUT.... there were times with golf outings that were issues..... I started to use the calander and write it down to book events....so then I could say...did you check the calender? Its been on there since January ( i.e. for golf outings in June/August for example)...and that did stop it. Not all the time....but it gave me an out...I told you...and wrote it down. And yes she uses it too to book stuff that is important to her. Maybe that trick will help...maybe not.... a control thing I guess.....but God that sucks. Sorry to hear that.
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jandern3 said...
I'm getting married in June at the MSU Alumni Chapel.
Fortunately, my future wife is a Spartan, and loves football as much as a female is capable of.
I've witnessed women pretending to like football, then getting married, and suddenly hating it with everything in them. (My aunt/uncle perfectly exemplify this situation. Prior to the marriage, she "loved football". As soon as they get married; "Don't you turn the TV on! It's Thanksgiving! No TV on Thanksgiving! I don't care what it is!").
My point is, I know that my wife is not this. She even went to the Nebraska game without me this year when I had to stay back for work. I just feel bad for those that have to put up with these type of situations. I don't think I would be able to handle it if my wife seriously detracted from, or was at war with, my love for Spartan athletics.
I think that there is a way for us to prevent it, though (those who aren't yet married). If we make sure, from the outset, that our wife does not think she is going to "fix" us or "make us the man she always knew we could be", at least where the Spartans are concerned, then maybe it would prevent these scenarios. My fiance knows full well that the Spartans are a large portion of my identity, and that's how it always will be. It is just a fact of life, and she understands and embraces it.
However, I am by no means a pro at the marriage thing, so my hypothesis is firmly untested. I defer to the rest of you to tell me if I'm right in any way.
This post was edited by Pylon St8ofmind on 11/30/2011 at 1:36 PM
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jandern3 said...
I'm getting married in June at the MSU Alumni Chapel.
Fortunately, my future wife is a Spartan, and loves football as much as a female is capable of.
I've witnessed women pretending to like football, then getting married, and suddenly hating it with everything in them. (My aunt/uncle perfectly exemplify this situation. Prior to the marriage, she "loved football". As soon as they get married; "Don't you turn the TV on! It's Thanksgiving! No TV on Thanksgiving! I don't care what it is!").
My point is, I know that my wife is not this. She even went to the Nebraska game without me this year when I had to stay back for work. I just feel bad for those that have to put up with these type of situations. I don't think I would be able to handle it if my wife seriously detracted from, or was at war with, my love for Spartan athletics.
I think that there is a way for us to prevent it, though (those who aren't yet married). If we make sure, from the outset, that our wife does not think she is going to "fix" us or "make us the man she always knew we could be", at least where the Spartans are concerned, then maybe it would prevent these scenarios. My fiance knows full well that the Spartans are a large portion of my identity, and that's how it always will be. It is just a fact of life, and she understands and embraces it.
However, I am by no means a pro at the marriage thing, so my hypothesis is firmly untested. I defer to the rest of you to tell me if I'm right in any way.
Man, I remember feeling this same way....my wife used to come tailgate with me, have a few beers, go to all the games and then we had a kid. And then another kid. And then another kid, which was an oops that she frickin planned and still won't admit it! I mean come on, 2 kids 3 and under, we had already talked about having a third and I said no(she said yes) and then around 1am on some random week night she wakes me up to get it on? I'm not stupid.
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This year she tried to ultimatum me with, "If you continue to go tailgate at 7am and drink all day, I am going to leave you."
Unfortunately, we are still married so we all know who wears the pants in the family.
All joking aside, congratulations, good luck and I look forward to you bumping this thread in about a year!
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Pylon St8ofmind said...
No comment on your situation as I can't read that many words without making a poop, but my wife was the same way with the Red Wings... Not anymore.
Once she spits out a kid (That's how it happens right?) the woman changes 9/10 times, and 60% of the time it's not for the better. Those numbers are about 50/50.
Kids man, gotta love them, but you're precentages are totally correct.
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morgarc said...
Man, I remember feeling this same way....my wife used to come tailgate with me, have a few beers, go to all the games and then we had a kid. And then another kid. And then another kid, which was an oops that she frickin planned and still won't admit it! I mean come on, 2 kids 3 and under, we had already talked about having a third and I said no(she said yes) and then around 1am on some random week night she wakes me up to get it on? I'm not stupid.
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This year she tried to ultimatum me with, "If you continue to go tailgate at 7am and drink all day, I am going to leave you."
Unfortunately, we are still married so we all know who wears the pants in the family.
All joking aside, congratulations, good luck and I look forward to you bumping this thread in about a year!
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jandern3 said...
I'm getting married in June at the MSU Alumni Chapel.
Fortunately, my future wife is a Spartan, and loves football as much as a female is capable of.
I've witnessed women pretending to like football, then getting married, and suddenly hating it with everything in them. (My aunt/uncle perfectly exemplify this situation. Prior to the marriage, she "loved football". As soon as they get married; "Don't you turn the TV on! It's Thanksgiving! No TV on Thanksgiving! I don't care what it is!").
My point is, I know that my wife is not this. She even went to the Nebraska game without me this year when I had to stay back for work. I just feel bad for those that have to put up with these type of situations. I don't think I would be able to handle it if my wife seriously detracted from, or was at war with, my love for Spartan athletics.
I think that there is a way for us to prevent it, though (those who aren't yet married). If we make sure, from the outset, that our wife does not think she is going to "fix" us or "make us the man she always knew we could be", at least where the Spartans are concerned, then maybe it would prevent these scenarios. My fiance knows full well that the Spartans are a large portion of my identity, and that's how it always will be. It is just a fact of life, and she understands and embraces it.
However, I am by no means a pro at the marriage thing, so my hypothesis is firmly untested. I defer to the rest of you to tell me if I'm right in any way.
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jandern3 said...
I'm getting married in June at the MSU Alumni Chapel.
Fortunately, my future wife is a Spartan, and loves football as much as a female is capable of.
I've witnessed women pretending to like football, then getting married, and suddenly hating it with everything in them. (My aunt/uncle perfectly exemplify this situation. Prior to the marriage, she "loved football". As soon as they get married; "Don't you turn the TV on! It's Thanksgiving! No TV on Thanksgiving! I don't care what it is!").
My point is, I know that my wife is not this. She even went to the Nebraska game without me this year when I had to stay back for work. I just feel bad for those that have to put up with these type of situations. I don't think I would be able to handle it if my wife seriously detracted from, or was at war with, my love for Spartan athletics.
I think that there is a way for us to prevent it, though (those who aren't yet married). If we make sure, from the outset, that our wife does not think she is going to "fix" us or "make us the man she always knew we could be", at least where the Spartans are concerned, then maybe it would prevent these scenarios.
My fiance knows full well that the Spartans are a large portion of my identity, and that's how it always will be. It is just a fact of life, and she understands and embraces it.However, I am by no means a pro at the marriage thing, so my hypothesis is firmly untested. I defer to the rest of you to tell me if I'm right in any way.
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Misterray said...
Your answer:
"If you really care about me, you'll think about me and the things that are important to me instead of trying to make me do things that YOU like and punishing me when I don't enjoy it. I'm not trying to MAKE you watch the game. You KNEW I had plans and you chose to ignore it."
This kind of lady-talk can really turn the tables and be effective if used sparingly.
Your average UofM fan and I have something in common, neither of us went to UofM. Though we do share One major difference, I got Accepted.
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