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Figured since we have a "bump when your wife is a bitch thread," why not the opposite? I don't expect this one to get quite the same amount of response, but you never know.
So tonight, at a difficult part of a computer game I was playing, I finally completed a task on the 6th try, only to have the computer lock up on me right when I finished. I, naturally, went ballistic. Instead of getting pissed at my reaction, my wife comes over and says "Aww, poor thing - will this make it better?" and took off her shirt, bra, and pants, and sat down on my lap.
So, kudos to her, since I instantly felt much better.
Yes, the weather is nice in 'Nam this time of year.
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Nommad said...
Figured since we have a "bump when your wife is a bitch thread," why not the opposite? I don't expect this one to get quite the same amount of response, but you never know.
So tonight, at a difficult part of a computer game I was playing, I finally completed a task on the 6th try, only to have the computer lock up on me right when I finished. I, naturally, went ballistic. Instead of getting pissed at my reaction, my wife comes over and says "Aww, poor thing - will this make it better?" and took off her shirt, bra, and pants, and sat down on my lap.
So, kudos to her, since I instantly felt much better.
Yes, the weather is nice in 'Nam this time of year.
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ass dan said...
Went to the Tigers Game on a whim, went shopping for bathing suits and ended up at the Value world where I found a Detroit Vipers crew neck, played nerf guns, ate pizza, had sex. Pretty awesome day.
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Nommad said...
Figured since we have a "bump when your wife is a bitch thread," why not the opposite? I don't expect this one to get quite the same amount of response, but you never know.
So tonight, at a difficult part of a computer game I was playing, I finally completed a task on the 6th try, only to have the computer lock up on me right when I finished. I, naturally, went ballistic. Instead of getting pissed at my reaction, my wife comes over and says "Aww, poor thing - will this make it better?" and took off her shirt, bra, and pants, and sat down on my lap.
So, kudos to her, since I instantly felt much better.
Yes, the weather is nice in 'Nam this time of year.
This post was edited by LoneWolfSparty on 5/2/2012 at 7:50 AM
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SpartyOn82 said...
I took last Friday off, and apparently, my wife was in a good mood. We had sex 7 times throughout the weekend. On a side note, she's reading that 50 shades book I've been hearing so much about. Don't know what it's about, and frankly, don't care. Haven't read one word in the book, but it's a best seller in my mind!!
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