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Choose: Sex with any woman or a dinosaur

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14 months ago

AASpartan said...
It's a chance I'm willing to take.

Go big or go home.
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14 months ago

Throwback702 said...
Yes but the sharp little claws would shred your scrotum. Kinda risky, not worth the payoff, IMO

Wow. This thread escalated quickly.
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14 months ago

Definitely sex with a velociraptor.
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14 months ago

Colonel Forbin said...
You can bang the chick as long as the dinosaur is alive.

If this is the rule then I choose sex. Picking up dinosaur shit would get old after a while.
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Nm

This post was edited by Nutz Interface on 4/18/2012 at 11:06 PM
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14 months ago

Can I just have a woman who is domesticated and responds to my commands like a dog?

This post was edited by The Trout on 4/18/2012 at 11:38 PM
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All Ages Shows said...
But think of all who would try to hunt your dinosaur? They'd probably take it from you for research purposes. the paparazzi would be unbearable.
This is quite the conundrum.

Fuck that, if I have a dinosaur, I'm not going to be the one getting hunted
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AASpartan said...
It's a chance I'm willing to take.

You are a riskier man than I. That said, there's a reason why I married a chick that's 5'2"
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14 months ago

Who hasn't had sex with a woman on a dinosaur? At the very least Sue...
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14 months ago

Eggy said...
Remember that scene in Jurassic Park with that HUGE pile of shit. I don't to clean up after that. I'll go with bangin hotties

Remember that the dinosaur is trained to follow your every direction. You could tell it to go take a shit in your neighbors yard (like the neighbor is going to do anything about it) or you could tell your dinosaur to clean up after itself. Problem solved.
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Bend over and grab your Ankylosaurus.
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14 months ago

But yeah, dinosaur. Fame and fortune aside, you'd get so many women from having a dinosaur; either because they're awestruck, or because they're terrified of what your next order for him would be if they said no.
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14 months ago

I know i'm in the minority here, but i'd probably bang a hot girl over a dinosaur.
Change the conversation to loch ness monster though... all bets are off.
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14 months ago

Born2Kill said...
I know i'm in the minority here, but i'd probably bang a hot girl over a dinosaur.
Change the conversation to loch ness monster though... all bets are off.

Nessie is probably an aquatic dinosaur from the order Plesiosauria.
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14 months ago

Dinosaur
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14 months ago

AASpartan said...
It's a chance I'm willing to take.

your junk must be pretty small to be taking that big of risk....

This post was edited by MindlessChaos on 4/19/2012 at 6:05 AM
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A brontesoreass
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14 months ago

Some coaches give out helmet stickers for tough players. gives dinosaurs.
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Plus one for the dino riders pic!
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14 months ago

jakup_9247 said...
Plus one for the dino riders pic!

Minus one for no "sex with woman" pics !
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14 months ago

Trevor Barnes said...
Yep, sex with a dinosaur. You could ride it around afterwards.

And no cuddling.
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jakup_9247 said...
Plus one for the dino riders pic!

Thanks for ensuring i'm not the only one who knew that tidbit.
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14 months ago

AASpartan said...
I'd have sex with a T-Rex. Their tiny hands would make my junk look huge.

I nearly just spit my coffee.
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14 months ago

As long as Kate Beckinsale listens to my commands like a dog...
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14 months ago

Colonel Forbin said...
You can have sex with any woman alive. Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, Kate Upton.
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You can have any species dinosaur. Domesticated. It listens to your commands like a dog.
Well?

Forbin, if I were to choose sex with dinosaur, how young can this dinosaur be? An important datum missing from you proposition.
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