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So apparently some homeless guy has taken to spending his nights sleeping in my condo buildings front entry way. It's not a huge area...maybe about six feet from the outside door to the locked one into the lobby, and there's two areas off to the right and the left (which is where the call box is) that are a little recessed and apparently that's where he camps out. My girlfriend had to be out for work really early a few days ago, at about 5, and saw him passed out/sleeping there. Then today when I was leaving for work I got into the entry way and it smelled like stale beer. I looked to my left and there was a broken/spilled 40 some plastic bags, and a few other things.
Any thoughts on how to remedy? I'm going to email the building manager today, but not really sure what he can do. I was thinking of taping a note up there telling that asshole that I don't take a dump in the alley, so he shouldn't leave his shit in my house.
This post was edited by Chitown_Badger 18 months ago
invite him in to your place with the promise of food and booze. then kill him.
"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson
He probably went to Wisconsin.
Do you think it would creep him out if I just came down at 3 am every night and cuddled him?
I always look to the Bible for answers and we all know that Jesus absolutely hated the Homeless. Jesus would have curb stomped that lazy fuck and taught him a lesson.
Why do you say that?
You just bought that place, right? Invite him to live with you and eventually he'll find a job and help you pay the mortgage. Win-win!
Lay out a few Badger t-shirts and knit caps to keep him warm in the coming months.
And always ask them for change before they ask you.
Just call 311 and tell them he's been harassing people, ask them to have a cop swing by and check it out. Leaving a note like that sounds like a good way to ensure he takes a dump in your lobby.
By the way, I often see a homeless guy sleeping in the ATM vestibule at the bank on Lincoln/Southport. Wonder if it's the same dude?
Bums used to do the same thing at cedar village when I was there. Would piss and shit under the stairs too.
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Dantonio.
My roommates and I had one living in a neighboors shed in our alley. He was annoying as hell and would piss and shit all around our trash cans.
I gave him 5 bucks one day to basically go away and for like 2 days he was gone but then sure enough he resurfaced and was asking us to buy him beer and smokes and stuff when we went to the store. Or sometimes he would ask to do odd jobs around the house for money.
One morning he was just standing in the alley totally naked singing (actually had a good singing voice). He was around for like a month or two.
Eventually we got tired of it. One day threw a sandwich away with some shavings from one of those blocks of rat poison. Haven't seen him since the summer.
Thanks. That's a really good idea. When she told me about it I assumed it was a one time thing. Guess he liked the place.
I'll report back when the property manager responds.
Giant Moose...yeah, just bought it this summer.
For some reason the fact that you included the point about the naked singing homeless man having a pretty good voice struck me as funny.
Think about all the good times you and this guy are missing out on. He already loves to drink... think of the parties you could have!
Maybe that was the spot he slept in the last time the Bears won the Super Bowl?
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Just redistribute your wealth to him. It's only fair.
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Start putting 40's of beer in your neighbor's entry.
I never realized we had so much in common
Just give him the box of these you have in the back of your closet.
Clean him up and turn him into a gentleman Pretty Woman style.
Might be a vet with PTSD and brain injuries. Might even have fought in one of the many wars you probably belligerently demanded. But, yeah, ef him.
"Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas, and there's no glass slipper coming." -- Mother in ALMOST FAMOUS
Do you happen to have a dog that won't eat the food you're buying for him?
Or he might be a herion addict who just pretends like he's a vet because it helps with panhandling.
Or he might just be a lazy asshole that no one wants to employ.
Or he might be a serial killer looking for his next victim.
Either way, if he's sleeping in the lobby of a condo building, he's probably due for a visit from the local PD.
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