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You don't HAVE to pull the frank out to pull out the beans.
Well it's a pretty fucking complex operation..I just tried it and the person walking bye my office door was like "what the??"
There is romance in all of us
What's funny is that the dude was standing around the restaurant with his cock hanging out in front of all those people who had cell phones recording him... fucking guy is an idiot. He should be jailed on stupidity alone.
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so the lesson is not to stick your dick and or balls into the mouth of someone who is passed out. seems like something I learned a long time ago. glad the guy got what he got.
"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson
I look at it this way: "would he be in jail for at least 2 years if the passed out person was female? Yes? Well ok then."
2 years in prison? Dude is going to be very, very, very popular.
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Prisioner 1: What are you in for?
Prisioner 1: Did you do it?
Teabagger: Um, yeah?
Just invent the top down pants zipper.
So now he inserted himself into another person?
This story is growing an erection.
isn't that what tea-bagging is? dipping (inserting) your nuts into the mouth of someone else?
Maybe i'm not up-to-date on the meaning of "tea-bagging".
I have two questions. First, how could Greenmeany even come up with a connection to a fraternity? And how hard is it to do one quick Internet search to find out that this guy wasn't even in college?
It just sounds uneducated to use the phrase "Fratboy."
Technically, yes...but this guy just placed his sack skin on the guys face skin.
I don't think he actually got sack on the dude's face - looked like it was frank only, so technically it wasn't a true tea bag. What's absolutely hilarious is just how gay the act was - who pulls out their cock, puts it on some random drunk dude's face, then sticks it into another guy's clothed ass? The fact that his wife stayed with his after this is astonishing.
I get it that this dude is a complete idiot, but 2 years for that? Seems harsh.
He won't serve 2 years
Could have done it to his sister, and nobody down there would have thought otherwise.
A two year sentence for putting your dong on a drunk dude's face is a bit much even if he only serves a year. This dude will be a registered sex offender too? C'mon. He is not a danger to society in the same way that a true sex offender is.
I think he should've got more time. I mean seriously how fucked up do you have to be to get your junk out at a football stadium on camera and rub it on a strangers face?? You lock these guys up because what is we he going to do next.
It was at a huge bar, not a football stadium.
have they id'd this guy yet?
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again. What do batteries run on?
he found it decidedly inconvenient there was a camera there.
It was a fast food restaurant.
Yeah, this was a gateway prank. It will lead him to more serious pranks like writing on a passed out drunk guy's face with magic markers. That shit takes days to get out.
Someone wrote a great article recently about what happened to these two guys. It's long but a fascinating read. I'm not sure if it's been linked in this thread or not.
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