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On 21 February, reports of a loud “Phfffft” sound were heard around the world. Experts traced the source of this sound back to the anal sphincters of millions of Chinese netizens simultaneously shuddering upon hearing this tale of a bike ride gone terribly, terribly wrong.
According to China’s tt.mop and weibo.com websites, the young student was riding to the first day of school for the year. It was a day young students all around looked forward to as one of hope, learning and new experiences.
But for one boy his first bike ride to school was to become anyone’s worst nightmare.
In what must have been a one-in-a-billion fall, the bicycle’s seat got bent over exposing a cold, merciless steel rod which penetrated the boy’s buttocks. The seat was unable to be removed.
Firefighters were called to the scene and used the Jaws of Life to detach much of the bicycle from the boy’s rear end. He was then taken to hospital by ambulance with a large portion of the bike still emerging from his butt.
When asked about the procedure of removing the steel frame from the young man’s rectum a doctor replied: “Rectum? It damn near killed him!”
On 21 February, reports of a loud “Phfffft” sound were heard around the world. Experts traced the source of this sound back to the anal sphincters of millions of Chinese netizens simultaneously shuddering upon hearing this tale of a bike ride gone terribly, terribly wrong....
Gives a whole new meaning to "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it."
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His poor behymen.
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Must have hurt, but I heard he was a real asshole anyway.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by y2kMgrad 17 months ago
rectum? damned near killed'm
Looks like the dude accidentally bought one of those 'only one child' abortion bikes. Buyer beware.
That's going to leave a mark.
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Must have hit a crack. I fear this kid's going to be the butt of a few jokes ITT.
This post was edited by Lunchables 17 months ago
Italian bike. Probably Catholic.
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Maybe it wasn't his worst nightmare. NTTAWWT...
This has had to have happened with a rental bike on Mackinaw Island
wells. don't peddle this communist bullshit here.
That's nothing that some fermented tiger penis and a few puffs of an opium pipe can't fix...
This hole thing is being blown out of proportion.
gHost is jealous of this kid.
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From the same site, speaking of butt...
This post was edited by msu steingr3 17 months ago
I think this story has been re-cycled.
When I was a kid I had a friend that had a similar accident. I wander what ever happened to good ol' one ball...
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