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BRISTOL, CT—Emerging from her husband's dressing room slightly out of breath and sporting nothing more than a silk robe and tousled hair, Lorraine Vitale, wife of iconic ESPN college basketball analyst Dick Vitale, told reporters Sunday that her spouse is at his sexual peak during March Madness.
"He's an animal," said Mrs. Vitale, adding that prior to her husband's appearance on ESPN's Selection Sunday special, the couple engaged in sexual intercourse three times in different locations, including once in a Bank of America ATM kiosk. "We fool around at other times during the year, of course, but once the conference tournaments start and the brackets are finalized, well, that's when the role-playing starts, the dirty talk gets louder, and 'the prime-time player' comes out of its velvet-lined case and gets fresh batteries."
"He's especially aggressive this year because Duke has a legitimate chance at making the Final Four," she added.
BRISTOL, CT mascot.
Can't wait till he blows his wad on national TV talking about the Indy Regional.
IZZO...PATINO...PATINO!!!! COACH K!!! COACH K!!! COACH KI!!!! SPLUGE!!!!!
That was fucking hilarious
tRCMB - Where MSU fans eat their own.
Who bangs in a ATM kiosk?
A man's gotta eat!
I'v always figured that Vitale doesn't use Viagra and that he just watches duke v unc highlights to help get it up
from way downtown . . . bang!
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""When the Final Four comes around, Dick is so sexually charged that he's pretty much into everything," said the mother of two, who admitted that it was disturbing at first to watch her husband stand stark naked in their kitchen, a ball gag muffling his screams of "It's awesome, baby," but that the practice had grown on her. "And I'll admit that it's a little weird when he shouts out 'Krzyzewski' at the moment of climax, but believe me, it's worth it. I have so many orgasms that it doesn't matter."
Mrs. Vitale would not confirm rumors that ESPN analyst Digger Phelps sometimes participates while dressed as Wake Forest's "Demon Deacon" mascot.
This post was edited by Sports Mechanic 13 months ago
Money turns women on, and a ATM machine is a panty dropper
"I'm just a humble mutha fucker with a big ass dick" -Bunk Moreland
The Onion is great!
"We fool around at other times during the year, of course, but once the conference tournaments start and the brackets are finalized, well, that's when the role-playing starts, the dirty talk gets louder, and 'the prime-time player' comes out of its velvet-lined case and gets fresh batteries."
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"I think the world is run by C students"
That would explain what he uses the highlighters for...
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Love him or hate him, his job does give him certain perkys.
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Reading this thread again made me vomit again, why did I click this?
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