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Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Not really a quote, but a series of them-
Bishop: "You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because its nobody's goddamn business how much he's had already."
Smails: "Wrong, you're drinking too much your excellency"
Bishop: "Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you."
Smails: "You're not a man, you're a bishop, for god's sakes."
Bishop: "There is no god..."
My niece is a young women with a certain vest for living.
That's just like your opinion man
Me winning isn't. You do.
Formerly known as HolmesWest...
When you die, on your death bed... You will receive total consciousness. ....
So I got that goin' for me
This post was edited by emac1224 21 months ago
it's impossible to read that without doing Carl's voice
Carl: People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
Ty: Oh, people don't say that about you, as far as you know.
MSU=outright champ| Wis=2 yrs|OSU=5 yrs| UM=11 yrs|Ill=13 yrs|NW=19 yrs| PSU=20 yrs| Iowa=29 yrs|Ind=69 yrs|Min= 73 yrs| Pur=84 yr
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.
That must be the tea.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
This post was edited by beal99 21 months ago
"You take drugs Danny?"
This post was edited by spartanMF 21 months ago
The philosopher Basho once said, "A flute with no hole is not a flute. A doughnut without a hole is a Danish."
This post was edited by Cosmo_Kramer 21 months ago
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
HEY, EVERYBODY...WE ARE ALL GONNA GET LAID!
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of uh Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."
Brady Hoke is fat.
"This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. What, do you buy a hat like this I betcha you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you though."
. . . which is nice.
Danny: "Where'd it land ?"
Ty: "Right in the lumber yard...."
Upvotes for everyone!
Brought most of it back with me from the war.
You were in Vietnam?
Big hitter, the Lama
you jinxed it
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"You're a good caddie Danny......How 'bout a Fresca?
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