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Saw this one about 45 years ago in a campus bathroom, and have never forgotten:
"Here I sit in stinking vapor
When I find there is no paper
Prof is waiting, cannot linger
Look out ass, here comes finger!"
This is the place to dump your guts
Not a place to bust your nuts
So keep it nice keep it neat
Go somewhere else to beat your meat
Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater):
Those who write on Heaven's walls
Should mold their shit in little balls.
And those who read these words of wit
Should eat these little balls of shit.
This post was edited by Eggy 23 months ago
In the ladies' can in the Library:
A good man is hard to find
But a hard man is a good find.
We are the SPARTANS and They are NOT!!! [spartan 2]
The meek shall inherit the earth.
If that's ok with you !
This post was edited by Holmes 23 months ago
before myspace and online dating sites, the bathroom was the best place to get the digits of chicks outside of your social circle.
They wipe these walls clean of my pen,
But the shit house poet strikes again!
From a stall at Comerica.
Always chuckle at the one written right at eye level on the wall above the urinal:
"Why are looking here for a joke when the joke is in your hands?"
Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
"I fucked your mom"
[below in different handwriting]
"Dad, go home. You're drunk."
I'm sure this is in more than one place on campus, but are you talking about the EB 1200 or 1300 (i forget - the one thats far away from everything) hallway 1st floor?
Flush twice !
It's a long way to Brody cafeteria.
meh, close enough
Saw this at the Long Lake bar in Hale. Still trying to figure out wtf it means..
I tongue punched your mom's fartbox
& then I read a book
- Sally 2dicks
Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit, but only farted
I tickle my left, and then my right ball
and finally jerk off, all over the wall
Saw this one recently.
(You Only Yolo Once)
This would make you think about eating somewhere...
It's from Tosh.O
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