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From a random gas station in Southern MI on the condom dispenser:
"Man this gum tastes like rubber".
It wasn't bathroom graffiti but the local version of that when I was in college was "Jesus saves....but Satan scores on the rebound!"
(For Miroslav Satan, of course)
"Those fans are in for a world of hurt...they've never gone up against a premium message board fan base like ours."-Vim
Modern day bathroom graffiti = Twitter. Get an account.
from the episode The Couch in season 6
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ahhhh... Thank you sir!
First time I saw this, it was Esposito who scored.
buuuuump...PT's. something about erin and her mom on the stall. Failed pic attempt. I know TTIWWP but couldn't operate a camera
A+ for errort on live example, F+ for execution
While driving to see a friend in Cincinatti, I stopped to take a piss in a McDonalds off 75. I got a good laugh because someone had scratched the C off of a sign and made it "Baby hanging Station"
Above a urinal:
"What you lookin' up here for...ashamed??"
Somewhere in the engineering building.
Above the TP dispenser "Look down here for a secret" with an arrow pointing to under the TP dispenser.
Under the TP dispenser "You are now at a 45 degree angle, the secret to efficient shitting."
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No graffiti. I would guess this guy didn't wipe, either.
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Haha there are some sick people in this world...
"Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul"
Read this about 35 years ago in Ann Arbor:
Sitting on the toilet at the end of the day
I contemplate my shit as it goes on its way.
Will it wind up in Lake Erie's water, adding to the awful stink,
Or will it return, invisible, in the water that I drink?
From a bar in Austin, TX:
We aim to please
You aim, too, please!
Over a urinal back in Canada
"If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it"
"No matter how much you wiggle or dance, the last drop always lands in your pants"
Some people come to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink.
I just come to scratch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
A good story from my high school days at a Catholic school...
Someone kept taking deuces and leaving them unflushed. It got to the point that one of the teachers (a priest) was fed up and was dead set on figuring out the culprit.
Next day, the bathroom stall reads:
"You can quote your Lincoln, quote your Psalms,
But you Will never catch me, dropping my bombs"
I got a chuckle out of this one at the International Center ladies' room. It was written as a list, with various people adding to it.
"If you we're given the chance to accomplish anything in life, what would it be?"
1. Run with the bulls
2. Cure cancer
3. Climb Mount Everest
4. Teach you how to use apostrophes correctly
"Spartan women were known for their natural beauty... They were notorious for their razor-sharp wit and outspoken natures."
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