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245,000 miles? That thing will die soon enough anyway - no fraud necessary.
Unless your friend is this guy: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2010/08/record-setting-volvo-driver-closing-in-on-3-million-miles/1 Then he's screwed.
Here's how it will go (assuming he doesn't get caught ruining the car):
Your friend: Hey, my company car died, I guess I need a new one.
Boss: Yep, I heard about that. Luckily Norv at Rose City Motors was able to find us a replacement that will get great mileage. Top Gun Schu will be delivering your 1998 Ford Fiesta tomorrow. It only has 186k miles on it, so it should last you a few years.
"Norv from Rose city motors here. For no apparent reason, I am sitting with Ashley, a 6th grader at the local middle school. Say Hi, Ashley."
"Ok, now shut the hell up, Ashley, and go fetch me a High Life.."
"Tell ya what folks, for 20 years I have been selling Ford Econolines to the credit challenged, all while being extremely intoxicated. If it wasn't for my straight laced accountant George, those sonsabitches from RPM auto sales would have put me out of business years ago.... And don't get me started on that honky ass from Sundance, I heard he has no gag reflex...Anyway, come on down to Rose City motors so we can set you up with a real nice veehickle..."
Why did you steal my "girlfriend" Mookie??? You gave her a cell phone and stole her heart.
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