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*What excuse should I give to work for tomorrow?*
*Disclaimer: my grandma has died twice in three years
Up all night with stuff coming out of both ends. Dehydrated and exhausted.
Hows grandpa doing?
Four hours straight with an erection...on the phone and giggling
A masked man with a large endowment broke into your house and sodomized you for a couple hours. You are in the hospital getting your anus stitched.
Sounds like you have to take your grandpa in to see the doctor first thing in the morning. I hear that 4 hours straight thing is really bad for you. I suggest you call and give them graphic details of the problem until they approve you being out for a day.
You have uncontrollable flatulence due to the Indian food you had for dinner. Your system needs a day to recover
The excuse...not my anus
This post was edited by mpcoan 18 months ago
Only 10 here in CO and I'm doing well too!
Thanks for sharing
My night is lame Got back from puppy class at about 9:30. Had a late snack. Now I'm watching Chopped.
I'm in SLC drinking. You lose.
Thats what I usually go with . . . except this time its for real fml
Just buy a pint on the way in and keep the buzz going till 5
Yep, keep drinking and the truth will set you free.
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