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I've worked at a car dealership throughout finishing my undergrad at MSU. Mike Hart is here with his wife and son looking to buy a car. Any ideas on what to say?
You should sell him a mini, something that won't be too big for him.
Ask if he can hear you from down there.
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Tell him you'll have the turkey on whole wheat.
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What dealership? I want to come bug the shit out of him.
Would you like to look at our smaller cars?
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sell him a Chevette like your little sister had.
bang his wife
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Uhh sell him a car and get a nice commission. Then use part of that to support the university.
Ask him if he needs a booster seat for the test drive.
This. Make sure he knows it too.
"Hey!! Gimme one of those hats!"
Ask him how EMU is, and ask him how losing to "little brother" felt last year.
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I can't, in good conscience, brag about that game. Go with a short joke or thank him for his little brother comments that motivated us to 4 straight wins. Then take his money.
Just glare at him. When he glances over at you, look away. Keep doing it until he leaves. Then, as he's driving off of the lot and just out of earshot, say, "That's right - run away, you little bitch."
Even better, whenever he asks for a car, say we're all out of those, then say we do have one in stock and pull out a clown car and say perfect fit!
Buying a foreign car on memorial day, what type of un-american scum is he?
This post was edited by Duke Silver 14 months ago
Coming to check out the quality products in Lansing, I see.
Car dealership? He's obviously lost...Be a gentlemen and kindly inform him that the the bike shop he is looking for is down the road.
Since he never lost to MSU, perhaps you shouldn't say anything.
If you were selling a car to him in Columbus, have at it.
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I'd tell him to get back on his little bike and go fuck himself.....
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After he signs...
Nothing. Don't give him the attention he oh so craves.
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