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Now that I think about it. My dad remembered one bday. Took me out for dinner to a German restaurant somewhere around Wyandotte. Weinershnitzel was so-so. Drinking many beers with dad...priceless
I like the part about still being butthurt that your folks divorced when you were a grown ass man. Really nice touch if this was a fabrication.
Lemme tell you about my relationship with my old man. He was an alcoholic. Mean fuckin' drunk. Used to come home hammered, looking to whale on someone. So I had to provoke him, so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother. Interesting nights were when he wore his rings. Every now and then he used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Never forgot my birthday though. Has to be traumatic.
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
But my dad was always there for me. I just didn't realize it. GODDAMMIT. Why doesn't Taco Bell deliver????
What did you choose?
If 'stick' is on the menu you take that every time.
Whenever I tell this story everyone says "Gotta go with the belt there!" Not me though, I used to go with the wrench.
This post was edited by GhettoHeisman 13 months ago
Pipe wrench? Socket wrench? Crescent wrench? What we talking here?
There are a lot of sons out there who would love to answer their father's call one more time, brother.
I just lost my father. Be thankful you still have a father to call, a week late or not. My father never called on my birthday, that was moms job haha, but what I wouldn't give to be able to call him today.
And for you single guys...If your bitch even starts to act like this on her birthday, take her to K-Mart, get her some bags, get her packed and show that bitch the road. You'll thank yourself for years to come.
Thanks, I appreciate it. I have found it to be very therapeutic to be able to talk about him, and some of his quirks. He was a very unique man, and a rare individual.
Im very much humbled to read this post, thank you very much. And Im glad you are able to put it all to use with your dad. That is awesome.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day.
That's how he was able to get into Scum, "diversity"
You're just mad because you inherited his 40/30 jean size.
hoke- to alter or manipulate so as to give a deceptively or superficially improved quality or value.
Maybe your pops is steamed about last years Father's Day gift; or lack thereof.
I recommend mending fences with your old man. Some day you're going to regret writing this.
That's not why he hates you.
I feel bad for the dude. One day he'll be posting about his sick wife/kid or imminent divorce, and the next day he is a douche spewing personal attacks. It's obvious he has some issues, so it's not even fun to kick him he is so far down.
I tnk dfy iz jst crzy ld dude who cnt gt a bonar.
"As far as the downvotes. It's a gnat biting an lion"
-- A member of tRCMB Justice League, taking the internet WAY WAY too seriously.
Gary goes through a lot of personal tragedy on a daily basis, and to top it off, his wife is his boss at work. He comes here for emotional support, but this place is probably the worst and most dysfunctional place in the world for that. I just hope he seeks a therapist, and is really able to work out many of his issues.
This is cute. blanch is jealous that Gary went BTP with a made up story.
If you are referring to...
"6) Do not go overboard with profanity. We know it when we see it",
that rule (obviously) does not apply to made up posts by mod-friendly posters.
If you had started it, we'd all be on your dads side.
God, are you an ahole.
Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.
they are just birthdays, they stop being important at about the age of 8 when you know, you start to grow up
clearly you died on the inside many years ago.
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