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Pics of housekeepers pooping?
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Not having a picture isn't going to stop them from imagining it
You might as well just post the picture.
Haters gonna hate!
My wife used to clean up for when ours would come. Not joking. Now that we have teens we make them do all the hateful stuff.
A) I'm guessing the housekeeper placed the turd on the wall. No idea why, maybe because she was expecting a Thanksgiving day present.
B) I have a housekeeper and gardener as well. F all these haters.
C) Brentwood Spartan
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Regarding the housekeeper position... I might be interested. Could you describe your daughter's carpet to us?
Sounds like someone had Chipotle.
Why is there so much hate for basements on this board?
I know. Hook, line and sinker.
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Don't post poop!
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Where are the housekeepers from?
You might have a toilet squatter on your hands. People used to squatting over a hole in the floor often stand on the toilet and squat rather than sitting.
One slip is all it takes. Happened at our office once. Came in and the toilet seat was broken and there was crap on the wall.
Funniest. Post. Ever. +1
Mexico, but have been in the US for at least twenty years. They started their cleaning service on our recommendation sixteen years ago, and are doing well with it.
Maybe your answer is the key. But good lord. What does it take to crap IN the toilet? I mean seriously...one has to line up two holes, and one of them is like a foot and a half wide.
Best guess? Your housekeeper delayed too long in going to the bathroom. Runs in, undoes pants, starts to sit down, then poomb! splat! The fatso thinks, "Crap! What was that?" ("Mierda! ¿Qué fue eso?") Looks in the toilet. Here? No. Looks at the base of the toilet: front, sides, behind. Here? Here? Here? No. Checks in the folds of mammoth panties nestled at her ankles. Here? No. Definitely not. Wonders if it's possible that it was a well-endowed fart. Remembers the urgency of the whoosh as it escaped, its unmistakeably 3-dimensional nature. And yet- she lets her eyes make the rounds again. Toilet? Floor at the base of the toilet? Folds of her mammoth panties? All clear. She thinks to herself, "Farts are the damndest things!" ("Pedos son las cosas de damndest!"). Shrugs her shoulders. Sits down and finishes.
Think of the masturbation gel in the hair routine from Something About Mary. Shit happens.
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You might want to check the upper deck too.
She may have sharted:
When wacky girl take a fart!! the best fart scene ever!! movie worth seeing it!!
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No. No meester DDR. I no clean the poop.
You're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
I posted this story in the random thoughts thread but I think a good poo story should be shared here.
I wasn’t going to start a new thread for this but this was a great poo stories if you are into poo stories. So my wife and I went to Vail for a few days and stayed at her business partners condo. They were there with their 2 kids and we brought our 10 month old daughter. The adults went out for dinner one night and we hired a babysitter to watch all the kids. She was hired from 6 to 10pm. We went out for dinner and drinks and decided to head back to the condo just after 9.
As we are walking up to the door we notice it is open a crack and we were worried because their kids earlier in the day kept walking out the front door. We open the door and the babysitter comes running up and quickly comes outside before we can go in. We noticed a guy behind her when she does this. Her eye makeup was all over her face and she looked all disheveled, possibly crying. We were all kind of worried at this point that she was either banging some dude or something happened to the kids. The guy that was behind her looked like he was in a uniform of some kind and then she tells us what happened.
The first thing out of her mouth was “I am so sorry but please don’t go in there.” We are of course concerned but she then follows up with “I am on a detox diet and I used the bathroom in the master bath. It is clogged and will not flush. I tried flushing it but the toilet overflowed and water went all over the floor.” So it turns out the man in the uniform was a maintenance man cleaning up her shit. She panicked and called them and was so embarrassed that she was crying. She thought she had another 45minutes to cleanup in time before we got home.
This post was edited by ZCavaricci21757 17 months ago
Still waiting for the pics of poo..
LOL total nightmare. hahaha. Did the owner take it okay?
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