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Quick Question..don't know if you ever dealt with this situation: My wife and I live in a townhouse community but we have defined property lines. There is a person who lives in a townhouse about 2 houses down from our house and there is lawn in between our townhouse and our neighbors townhouse. The townhouses 2 houses down is a middle unit and was repairing something on their deck. We were just having a pleasant afternoon and my wife saw a guy standing on his deck in the nude. I pay fees and expect classier behavior. Now I have deal with my wife knowing the neighbor has a bigger dick than I do. I went to the backyard to get a closer look and basically said hey my wife is offended by your behavior. The guy was an asshole and told me to take a hike. He was a friend helping out the guy who lives in that townhouse. His friend (technically my neighbor) was being a complete asshole and said he was born this way get used to it. Should I call the cops to write a police report or let it go because it is a neighbor? Tough situation to gage.
He was fully erect?
The part of the story where you put oil on him was weird.
Tell him to stop having errr being such a huge dick
This post was edited by Lunchables 18 months ago
Rick Mahorn is hung like a horse.
tl;dr but did see dick and asshole both mentioned... I think you know what I'm getting at.
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The he was on private property is not, in itself, defense for what he was doing. Community standards will determine if there's anything you can do about it ... I'd just call the local police, say you have a neighbor who is doing this, and see what they say.
Also, the police will only get involved if it is an ongoing problem.
Does the neighbor own a pitbull?
The indoctrinated will no longer be able to deny it, only defend it.
The neighbor is Pitbull
Nobody owns pitbull.
Let's have a real good time...
Butt naked on a deck.
Maybe his friend was a mohel.
This post was edited by Radio Raheem 18 months ago
merge with "where will Pitbull be in 5 years" thread?
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again. What do batteries run on?
Sorry I embarrassed you.
I just drove all over the OP's lawn and took a dump on his front porch.
Oh god. No. Not naked people!
Anyway, since he was outside and all there's that whole public indecency thing (no matter how much bullshit I think it is, it is the law). As others have said, check the community standards stuff, raise a fuss with the official part of your community or the police if it becomes a problem.
OP has found the answer for his how to get your wife to swing thread.
"As far as the downvotes. It's a gnat biting an lion"
-- A member of tRCMB Justice League, taking the internet WAY WAY too seriously.
Point your phone/camera at him and say, "Next one goes on my Facebook page."
"Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas, and there's no glass slipper coming." -- Mother in ALMOST FAMOUS
you should try some cialis.
Cue the "My neighbor is complaining about my dick being bigger than his" thread in 3-2-1...
We don't need to hear about your favorite things.
This country was built by people who worked hard then went home and had just a few too many every night. Then went back to work.
We had this problem with a former neighbor who passed away two years ago. We moved into our house in the fall of 2002 and our neighbor was a nice, elderly British gentleman who looked a lot like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Summer 2003 arrives and so does our naked neighbor on his back deck any day over 70 degrees. Over time, gravity is not a friend to either gender.
The Mrs and I just laughed it off because other than his public nudity, he was an excellent neighbor. Fashionable Ferndale at its finest.
I once had a neighbor who indulged in nude sunbathing with her pet boa constrictor on her back porch. This was in SoCal and it seemed normal at the time. I had a deck with a 6' fence and I am a little over 6' tall so I couldn't help but notice.
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