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A few years ago I was outside doing some yard work and I needed to go wee wee. I stood there for a moment, thought about why I was going to essentially walk all the way over to the garage door, take off my muddy shoes, go instead, go wee wee, and then come out, put my shoes back on, and continue working. Instead, I went to the bathroom in the bushes.
Since then, I've been going wee wee outside almost all the time. First, I am saving a TON of water because I'm not flushing the toilet and I'm watering the plants / cacti in my garden. Secondly, it's actually kind of nice to "hang free" and go wee wee while standing outside. Overall, it's just a good thing. Sometimes it can be a pain in the ass if I'm snuggled on the couch and I have to walk outside, but I'm saving what, a gallon of water? Seems like a no brainer.
Anyone else do the same thing?
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You're also making the 'outside' stink like your urine and it's a fantastic way to end up on the sex offenders list. Google it and piss inside and thank me.
How long have you been on the Arizona sex offenders list?
A grown man without kids who uses the term "wee wee?"
Consider me creeped out. You don't live near a school do you gHost?
Sure, I tinkle outside sometimes. Sometimes poopy doody too.
Don't post poop!
This is some uber funny shit. Love it.
Regularly - of course I live in the woods.
I don't wanna get banned by the Rods for using vulgar language
i join my dog outside for a nice wee wee when its warmer and dark.
Pretty sure all popes do
same here...especially when drinking...but not in the winter
"love unconditionally". Princess Lacey
See no real problem with this, as long as you don't offend anyone. Don't know of one good golfer who hasn't let loose in the woods or bushes after a few brewskis. I get this awful mental picture of ghost as Kevin Costner in "WaterWorld", using his urine re-cycling device in his garden...
.....I was born to synthesize.....
Do you and your feral cats sniff each others butts when you greet each other?
Though a frequent reader (after my wife), I've only now found a reason to write to you, in response to the lady who feared her husband's habit of urinating on their lawn was inappropriate.
So it may be, but the fact remains that all men pee outdoors.
My best to you and continued good luck with your column.
Charlton Heston (Beverly Hills, CA)
Thank you for your imput.
Abigail Van Buren
I don't know if the pharse "Does a bear shit in the woods" has ever been more appropriate.
Yeah but was anyone around to hear it? Or am I confusing my metaphor?
Why don't you just flush less? If its yellow leave it mellow, if its brown flush it down.
Join Date: 06-12-2001 RCMB vBull #32 # Total Posts: 35,866
Taking a piss is a sexual act where you live? The charge would be public urination.
what if you are doing it on a grade school boys face?
Probably took that one too far.
Years ago when my dad remodeled our only bathroom, we didn't have a toilet for 2 weeks. We had to use a bucket with a toliet seat to go to the bathroom outside. And this was in winter. It was loads of fun.
I'd rather pee in the shower
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