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My buddy needed to go to the mall and return an air conditioner today. Two other people and myself went along for the ride. We ended up parking in a giant parking garage across from the mall. While inside, I bought a goldfish for some reason. The problem is, we are trying to leave and nobody can remember where the car is parked. Four people and not one person has a clue where the car is located in this massive parking garage. We asked several people, but nobody will help by driving us around to look for the car. Is this fish going to die soon? I'm really worried.
The other two along for the ride have their own issues. One has to got meet his parents for dinner soon and the other has to pee really bad. This is a disaster.
I don't know but don't pee in the corner. Mall parking lot security is strict about that.
But he has uromysitisis. I have never heard of the condition, but I guess it is pretty bad.
This sounds like a science fiction story. Does the one friend have uromysitisis?
Any trouble with the car? The last thing you'd want to do is finally find the car and it won't start. Been there, done that.
Your car is on level 4.
Until you get hungry enough
i don't know man, but i've been stuck waiting for a table at this chinese restaurant forever...and i have a movie i need to catch!
Your average UofM fan and I have something in common, neither of us went to UofM. Though we do share One major difference, I got Accepted.
it'll be okay. if it looks like it's swimming around too slowly just throw the bag in the microwave for about 6-10 minutes.
Well, my buddy went to pee and now he is missing. He never came back. Even if we find the car, we have to wait for him. This fish is screwed.
There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.
He's been issued a public urination pass by the city because of his condition. Unfortunately, his little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
Thank God you have time to keep updated instead of looking for the car!
I dunno but you gotta figure they sit out on tabletops at carnivals for what, all day? I'm sure it'll be ok while you're walking around.
Why do I always have the feeling everyone's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoon?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
It probably won't start when you find it anyway.
45 seconds on high.
(looks like I was a little late to the table with the microwave joke )
This post was edited by Gomer 20 months ago
Pretty sure the fish stole your car.
This should not be marked OT this is dead balls on topic for the RCMB.
YOUR have been banned from reading and posting on the Michigan Wolverine board.
Whenever I read threads like this I get the feeling these are lines from a movie/sitcom I haven't seen.
Which one are these from?
Join Date: 06-12-2001 RCMB vBull #32 # Total Posts: 35,866
Sounds like you guys are super duper high.
Urinate in the bag. 2 problems solved.
Simpsons did it.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
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