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Five years ago next Saturday, I won my now-wife in the backroom of a Hai Phong bar during a particularly intense game of baccarat. Fast forward to today, and we are talking about forming babby.
Suppose my swimmers work and all is well with her. If we bang once per day while she's ovulating, are we talking a median expectation of two-three months?
Ideally, she will be unseeded during the summer, so she can drink and hang out on the boat, but pregnant during football and basketball season, so she can DD. Please take this into account.
This post was edited by KingKwame 12 months ago
Life begins at erection.
If you want babby, don't count on the fact that it will take more than one time trying. If you want to have a summer without inhibitions, don't "go for the gusto" until fall. That is all.
My wife and I have two kids. Both took only 1 month. Yeah, I'm kinda proud of that.
Pregant during football and basketball season? Are you dumb?
"Hey, I can't go to the game because it's too hard to get to the seats and I have to go to the bathroom so much these days. Will you stay home instead? We can watch it on TV together. You can sell the tickets on that internet place you talk about. The place where the other MSU fans are at. Maybe that gHost or Tanfan guy will buy them?"
Two days later....
"I know the game is starting, but will you be a dear and go to the store and get me pickles and peanut butter? Can you maybe get chips and dip, too? Can you go to McDonald's and get me a McFlurry while you're out? Extra cookie dough please. Thanks!"
Two hours later...
"I know the game is tied and there is only 3 minutes left, but can you run over to my sister's place right now and pick up a couple of my grandma's recipes. I haven't asked you to do much lately, and to be honest you have been doing nothing but sitting around all day. I am so tired of you sitting around and not helping. DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS BABY?!?! Just go. Leave. Go get the recipes and stop at the store and get the ingredients. Take your time. I don't want to see you for a while."
Two minutes later...
"Drive safe. I love you so much. I don't know where I would be without you. Hurry back though."
This post was edited by Turtleneck 12 months ago
This makes me want to never form babby.
Duly noted above re it happening first time. I guess that trying to "time" it is dumb. The guidance out there on the internets is everywhere.
Well done, Turtleneck. Hahaha
If you want babby so bad, jus go to mall and grab babby.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Love the intro on how you met your wife. +1
Photo on strike.
1 formed in first testicular explosion and the other within 4 testicular explosions.
Babby warning label reads:
Warning! Babby may form in single banging.
Same here. Although #2 isn't a legal person yet.
Your wife is far from a prize so I guess the joke is on you.
how sweet. is he a little mexican?
Literally loling right now.
Did you buy him at Wegmans?
Maybe babby batter better off staying in teste.
Like Wegmans would sell Mexican crap.
This post was edited by Buffalo Spartan 12 months ago
Babby making rule 1: Baby will come when most inconvenient for you.
Don't think -- it can only hurt the ballclub
The wife stopped the pill just in time for a Cinemax free preview weekend. My job was done by Monday morning.
Two times wife and I sleep on same level of house during egg timer warning.
Have two babby.
No more sleep in same house during egg timer warning.
I want to add one more thing about bringing children into this world.
When you do that, you run the risk of seeing that child become a UM fan and then having to give that child up for adoption.
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