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Which will likely result in life in prison. You have also made the decision to run for it. You have 12 hours before your crime is discovered.
What do you do?
Where do you go?
no i didn't. you don't even know me.
Look at a bunch of porn and file it in the spank bank, so even if they catch me, I'll be able to smuggle a lot of mental porn into jail. They can't take away your memories in jail. Especially not porn. That's what Shawshank Redemption was all about.
I can't go back to prison, man. I can't. I won't.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Yes I do. I'm standing right behind you...
I have already given the FBI your information. You don't have 12 hours. You have about 30 minutes. max.
"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson
If I knew I was going to prison for life I'd try to take down as many cops and civilians as possible.
Head to Bermuda islands
A man's gotta eat!
I'd cut all the tags off my mattresses, then jaywalk to the nearest Applebee's and get a steak...well done of course.
Hide in Brady Hoke's stomach.
Tough love is in effect here|We won't accept you as you are|Instead, we will show you a vision of what you could be and help you achieve it
I'd create a post here with profanity, boobs, and poop - the unholy trinity - and laugh to myself as I get banned.
NOT anal. There's probably plenty of that going on in prison
Calmer than you are
Go rape the hottest woman I can find, and kill a few people I don't like. I mean, if I'm already going to the joint, minus well go big.
On 2nd thought, I don't have that in me. Probably do the same thing I'd do if the world were ending - spend the time with my kids.
This post was edited by Nommad 18 months ago
No extradition? If so, good call - so long as your name has not already been put out by the police. Hopefully you can get in te air before they figure out it is you.
I would remove the government-issued tracking device from my arm with a butter knife then go eat the pizza buffet at Pizza Hut.
Too easy, am a dual US and New Zealand citizen...I make a run for it to New Zealand. Once I get there they will not allow for the extradition of their own citizens. I live free forever(just having to avoid ever visiting a country that does allow extradition back to the US.)
35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.
I'd go to Olive Garden for my last meal as a free man. But to each their own.
Do any countries prohibit the extradition of non-citizens?
This post was edited by Ham Porter 18 months ago
not me. i don't like foreign food.
John McAfee, you post on the RCMB?
I'm not creative enough or worldly enough to know where to go or what to do to NOT get caught unfortunately. I guess blow a whole bunch of money on a last minute plane ticket to somewhere I think might work out.
I'm going to Disneyworld!
It ain't worth it, man. This guy would find you.
How about a list of countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US?:
The United States maintains diplomatic relations, but does not have extradition treaties with the following countries: Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican, and Vietnam
would buying a ton of train and plane tickets delay the authorities in any way? buy tons of tickets with layovers and tons of different tickets out of the layover airports, all on a credit card.....
After a quick internet search it appears that Bermuda does have an extradition treaty with the U.S. Thus, I book a ticket to the first non-extradition country I could get to on a direct flight (don't want to be in a layover in Boston or something when the police figure out who you are). Eventually, I think I would make my way over to the Marshall Islands. South Pacific sounds like a nice way spend the remainder of my life on the lam.
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