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I would crawl through a river of shit.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Just get to a non-extradition country.
Make sure your "auto-poster" submits the requisite number of "search function" cracks.
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I would park my car in the middle of the Mackinac Bridge.
Have you considered faking your death in some sort of freak sex swing accident?
Go to Algeria.
Join French Foreign Legion.
Receive new papers and identity.
So we got one with Venezuela?
I just watched "The Spanish Prisoner" a few days ago, a major point was that Venezuela did not have an extradition treaty with the US. (Obviously this film is about 15 years old, just weird I saw this brought up after viewing the film recently)
I'd head to Lerner Airfield, where I'd rendezvous with a gang of hardened cons and one honest, wrongly-convicted Army Ranger. It'll be me, Poe, Cyrus, Garland, Swamp Thing, Billy Bedlam, Diamond Dog, and Johnny 23, living out our days in a non-extradition country.
The last man who told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
I'm not particularly sure why I bagged his ashes. I should have just let them blow away or something - now I just have a bunch of ziploc bags full of ashes crowding up my bedroom closet.
I get in the limo, tell everyone to shut up, then throw away the clothes I'm wearing. Then I go onto play 12 more seasons in the NFL and go down as one of greatest defensive players ever and everyone forgets about my crime because I'm a really good dancer.
This list is a good start, but the next thing you need to figure out is which countries you can easily get into. For instance, I know you have to have a visa to get into China, so if you just booked the next flight to Beijing, you'd end up caught in customs limbo. (I think Russia is the same story.)
Researching further, it appears that a lot of these countries have visa requirements, which would make a last-minute trip to any of them problematic.
So I think your best option is to get on the first flight to Cancun, then from there fly to Cuba.
Longer term your goal needs to be adoption of a new identity. I'd assume there are passable enough document forgers in Cuba that you could get something that is good enough to get you to Russia, which of all the countries on the non-extradite list, I suspect would be the best place to get documents produced as a foundation for a new identity.
This post was edited by voodoochile 15 months ago
Oman this is a good plan.
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Minus well lock it
i dont know... everybody says uraguay?
This post was edited by AMwood 15 months ago
I'd rather be in jail in 'Murica than in any of those countries! (Actually true in some cases)
UAE if there was a way to take money. Otherwise Vietnam, Russia and Ukraine would be decent options. Macedonia would eventually rat you out, they love NATO
I would head to China. No extradition. Huge country, you would be really hard to find. I also have a China visa, so as long as I'm not flagged...I would get past borders.
If I could secure entry and the local govt let me stay I could foresee a very fun and interesting life in a large number of the countries listed hich would easily trump life in an American prison.
On second thought Brazzaville seems like a good place.
Is it related to Brazzers?
yeah but do you speak portugese?
im on a phone or else id post that smiley thats rolling around.
Why would I post my plan here?
These are horrible choices. China or Russia if you'd want to live in a place where there's at least a semblance of normalcy, first world wise. At least you don't hafta worry about ppl shitting in the water you drink. How's Morocco these days?
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