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Samoa? Pacific island paradise. Ukraine? Crazy, hot, single, sex crazed Russian broads. Madagascar? Ring tailed lemurs. And on and on....
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I'd move to a black neighborhood. Ain't no cops going up in there.
My bad, I missed Samoa. Idk about Ukraine, some of those Russians scare the shit outta me and I imagine Ukraine being like the ghetto of Russia. But if I could get it in with a few of the broads before I was beat to death by thugs with empty vodka bottles I might consider it. lol @ Madagascar.
I didn't have a visa when I was in UAE for 2 weeks.
Maldives it is. Wow there are a lot of shit holes on this list.
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You know what the Ukraine is, it's a sitting duck. A road apple. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble.
How hard is it to find passable fake identification docs such as a passport in the U.S.?
Honest answer: I"d drive straight to Mexico and, once there, steal a Mexican plate for my Rubicon and head to Central America. I'd buy a bunch of U Arizona gear on the way down to the border because in most of my pictures I'm wearing Spartan gear, maybe it'll throw 'em off my trail.
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Isn't that a 99% Muslim nation where alcohol is illegal?
Calmer than you are
Well, apparently I am most like a Samoan. Unfortunately I did not get the quickness and agility of a Samoan. Bummer.
In fairness, prison or that list of countries, you're converting to Islam one way or another
I was more concerned about the lack of alcohol. At least you can make toilet wine in prison.
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