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seems like this guy is being a bit anal with your daughter
That's Buzz Killington to you, whiskey snob.
Haha you are so old, what year was that?
I am drinking double oak Woodford tonight as I planned on us winning. It's expensive but delicious
I went to look at the reception venues and ate the left over food from the tastings. It was a Greek wedding so I didn't even have to talk.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by SBSpartan 13 months ago
This country was built by people who worked hard then went home and had just a few too many every night. Then went back to work.
Wow. Where to start.......First, I came to the board because some people actually know me on here and would have a laugh at my expense because of the misery that I went through this week. You have to understand that tanner, snake, Trev, Red, and Green and some others on here are probably laughing their asses at me because they know me somewhat and have met the daughter. It's called entertainment. The people that know me that read this know I'm taking a little dramatic license in this and it's up to you to know when I'm saying things that are clearly said tongue in cheek.
Second, I would have considered taking the boy out for a beer, but he doesn't drink because he believes jesus wouldn't like that. That should tell you something. Just so you can don't miss it, this is clearly to be in a sarcastic, tongue in cheek way. There's some truth to what I said, but if you can't figure where the complete truth is and where sarcasm takes over, then I'm talking to the wrong person. Here's a hint - don't take ANYTHING I say on this board that seriously. If and when I take the kid out for a man-man talk, trust me, you ain't going to know about it.
Third, cudos to the meme - even looks like the wife.
This post was edited by Frank Ricard 13 months ago
chris, dude you're killing me. I can't breath right now because this post is both the funniest thing I've ever read and at the same time the most brilliant thing ever put into words by mere mortal men. Well done.
Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.
This post was edited by Burly 13 months ago
I failed in that respect. Our wedding was the same night we played UConn in the Final Four. Watched us lose to North Carolina in Mexico. Fuck! Ass!
come on chris, my man was picking out centerpieces on Pinterest! ... i think vince vaughn said it best:
"I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other listening to Yanni's greatest hits."
The mans job is to make sure the bar is stocked with the correct booze and book the honeymoon. If hes doing more than that, hes acting like a female.
Tell your daughter to get rid of him stat!!
Frank. Me thinks chris is your future son in law. Lol!!!! He protests way too much.
I've never told any of my kids who to date or marry. This has worked for the first 3 kids, so I would never tell her to dump him. However my wife is another story - she was ready to throw him out of the house. And my wife isn't some drama queen - in fact, she's the opposite. You really have to f up for her to get upset with you. She's been married to me damn near 30 years, so that says everything about her patience and staying level headed.
We've had some friends that have told us that they don't see those 2 together. The wyfe and I have always said they're polar opposites - she's very pretty, gregarious, and has so many friends you can't visit her at her college because she's CONSTANTLY running in friends that all act like they haven't seen each other in years. It's comical. He's the exact opposite. But even in high school the daughter liked the nerd types, so I wasn't shocked by her choosing the way she did.
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