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You should probably start banging dudes.
Don't post poop!
Quite a few FAS candidates as well. Amazing what fake eyelashes and 2 lbs of foundation can do.
That wasn't as bad as you guys made me think.
A lot of it is the hair and posing. I was trying to figure out how some of them had smaller noses in the after shots. They just turned their head and usually had their hair done.
And most of the worst ones are older like Puma Swede. She's got to be in her 40s now. Either that or the worst ones are bad before and after.
But for the most part usually they looked kinda cute before and hotter after.
It's like this in all species. Male peacocks have the beautiful feathers, males robins have the bright red chests...human males don't need makeup.
Wrong. Human males would be the ones wearing their makeup if we were "like other species". It's called sexual selection and happens when females are very choosy about who to mate with.
Wrong. We are like other species, we're not special. Females are very choosy about who to mate with, just like in nature. In regards to humans, men are the more attractive sex and we peacock around trying to impress women so they'll sleep with us. They don't have to impress us, we'll try to sleep with just about any of them, minus the fat and helpless ones.
Take the man-made makeup out of the equation and we're exactly like other species in nature. In humans though females just happen to be really insecure and wear makeup to cover up the fact that they're not perfect.
Ahhh great.... I had this exact feeling when I found out Santa wasn't real... Nice...
Most of those chicks look beat even with the makeup
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men who could afford to be the peacocks in the 18th Century made as much an effort as any women today. Makeup, wigs, long flowing clothing that shimmered with gold inlay. They were the ones putting on a show.
Then in the 19th Century bourgeois sensibilities took over and men dressed simply like the clergy or in tapered down military clothing. Elton John aside: the pared down look stuck for most Western men ever since.
Between the homely looking actresses, loud moans, and all that silicone one might come to think porn is really, really fake. Who knew?
I know. What's next? SI Swimsuit Period Edition?
This girl is straight up hot with and without makeup, but I am incapable of finding any of her work. I never have that problem.
This post was edited by Eggy 16 months ago
Many women look better with makeup? GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERY!
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
Many men use expensive cars, watches, clothes, etc., as their peacock feathers.
You left off the biggest peacock feather men can have: 5 star poster on tRCMB.
pr0n stars wear a lot of eye makeup.
very average looking bunch, some better than others. sometimes you gotta polish the apple.
They look like hell before and after.
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
That Puma Swede thing is pretty nasty though.
Your definition of "hot" is really, really weird.
Blonde with big tits and no herpes is weird? I mean she ain't perfect, but I guarantee if she walks by you on the street your gonna take a couple glances. FYI her name is Alena Croft. Has some work not a lot.
There are a lot of scary looking women on there. But you guys don't look at their faces that much anyway. It's all about tits, ass, and how much can they swallow. So this really shouldn't be that big of a surprise with them.
These porn stars must not make a lot of money if they're shopping at kohls. I'm wearing the same shirt that Vanilla Deville is wearing. But I look a hell of a lot better in it than her.
This post was edited by Dendrobates 16 months ago
I've heard you take facials better too.
Next thing you know, some investigative reporter will reveal that many porn stars have breast implants.
Yes Puma looks awful. Sarah Vandella still looks good. Nikki Benz is my fave no matter what.
"This is the strangest life I've ever known"
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