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If you don't change your face, I'll change it for you.
What he really said was, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
Your voce is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Boats and Hoes
What do you do?
I manage a baseball team
Oh yeah, little league?
Bar none the funniest quote from that movie!
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by AllSloppyNoJoe 10 months ago
I have to admit, I just smoked a J in the car a few minutes ago so I'm feeling a little spacey
tRCMB - Where MSU fans eat their own.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday.
"That's it. I'm going to the Cheesecake Factory to get a drink."
"But it's Christmas!"
"Hmm?..oh! Merry Christmas." [leaves]
No scene in movie history better captures a parent mentally checking out than that one.
Ok now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up
Rogue Leader= Obese coward who didn't attend MSU and has no college degree
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
Definitely near the top. Will watch it every time it's on.
The reason why all my fantasy sports teams are called "Prestige Worldwide".
I like to drop this one on tVeitcong wife during the intimate times: "it's so slippery!"
Works every time.
Wait, let me guess...
Will Ferrell is playing an overgrown manchild?
As in most movies, John c Reilly steals this...
Though you may old say Tim meadows stole it in walk hard
"you don't want any of this shit, Dewey cox!"
My favorite scene is when they both sleep walk and start throwing presents all over the dad's bed and then they pick him up and throw him down the stairs
This post was edited by Cosmo_Kramer 10 months ago
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: [somberly] No, Sam. I can't.
Girl Groupie: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.
"Night vision goggles." "holy Santa clause shit. Imagine if we had these when we were 12" "even better we got em when we were 40"
This post was edited by victory4msu25 10 months ago
= Good Housekeeping
They're not even that noticeable!
You guys ever need any fertilizer I got a lot of it. About 80 tons!
This was a ground-breaking movie, as never before had a drum set been tea-bagged on film. In a non-porno, that is.
deleted catalina wine mixer scene.
Step Brothers deleted scene. Thanks Sony.
You wrecked my fucking boat you goon!
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