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when it means you haven't been to Chipotle in a week.
What will the hoops pro combats look like?
Anthracite, bronze, and green?
Well, if you haven't been to Chipotle lately you probably have some extra toilet paper lying around somewhere. Improvise.
That's rough, man. Time to hit up 'Potle and get some guac.
What is awkward about needing a napkin?
I got the worst case of shits ever in my life from the Chipotle in Ferndale
He must need some to beat off into.
Stop on by my office. I have about 2000 of them in my desk drawer. I go once a week, take a couple extra napkins, and always forget to bring them home. It's getting out of hand.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
It's even more awkward when you realized just moments prior that you ran out of toilet paper.
And nobody has newspapers around any more, either. In that case you really would be SOL.
I once used coffee filters as TP. Reminds me that college wasn't all hot chicks and getting drunk
See, this is the reason we stole a full napkin dispenser from the downtown EL Taco Bell in school...We also would steal full reams of napkins to refill it after the fact. Taco Dave was not a fan.
This post was edited by pulling69 20 months ago
35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.
That tee shirt on the floor was already dirty anyway...
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