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Last night me and my roommate go out on the front porch to hit up a bowl. Walking down the sidewalk on the other side of the street was a bum with two bags of cans and he stopped and looked at us for a second then continued walking. My roommate hands me the bubbler and says hold this and don't hit it. He runs into the house walks to our back door by which our cans used to be located and came back outside and yells with AUTHORITY "hey, we want our cans back" and that bum just put them down and kept walking.
This was at only about 6.00, it's freaky as hell to think that while we were sitting in our living room this fuck opened up our backdoor walked in a few steps and grabbed our cans without anyone even noticing it. I unerstand them trying in the middle of the night but at 6 PM, I mean EL has so many fucking can bums it's ridiculous
This post was edited by Duke Silver 16 months ago
Maybe he was drawn to your house by the sound of your awesome saxophone?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
At one of our house parties in Albany a can bum just came right inside with his old English 40 and partied it up with us for a good hour till he was escorted out for trying to steal a pretty full bottle of liquor. LOL. It's sad to see people treat the bums like dirt and inhumanly, you just don't know their story.
You can send them to my house. I have quite a few bottles/cans that I'm too lazy to return.
"RCMB: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry." - some dude from MgoBlog
People walking onto private property and taking items is illegal. I don't give a shit what your story is. The bums in East Lansing can fuck off.
Lock your doors.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo cans
OP, I think you meant to say "bubbler." That is unless your roommate handed you his blubber, which would be kind of weird.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
It was not even six when this went down.
KOOL STOREY BROOOOOO
What street ? I used to live on MAC and we had a back room where we kept the cans and they were taken a few times
Did you learn your lesson?
Maybe it's another word for 'fattie', which has multiple meanings? NTTAWWT.
So what your saying is the bum's name was not Alan Six?
Also, stop getting stoned and pay more attention to your property. This is on you for getting high and being too stupid to secure your place. You're going to need some guns and trips wires and stuff.
All he took was cans and then dropped them when you asked him to? Sounds pretty in control to me.
What's really sad and lost in all of this is that these bums still only get 5¢ per can. You should be lucky the bum isn't trying to steal your catalytic converter and scrap it or what not. Effing bums.
I'd prefer not to say what street im on but I do live about 100 yards north of campus.
if we didn't go outside to smoke we would have never caught him.
Use some wire to close up a bag of can, attach a large rat trap to the wire and hide it behind the bag in an area where fingers would make contact if somebody were to grab the bag.
10c in Michigan stupid
35,600 posts and counting since 09-09-2002. tRCMB Dead Pool Commissioner.
Tape a hand grenade to the bottom of the bag and tape the pin to the floor.
Or a hot wire. Less damage to property.
Or a bucket full of concentrated sulfuric acid propped atop the open door.
Cut a small hall in the wall next to the bag, prop up a shotgun inside the house, with the barrel resting in the newly-cut hole. Tie fishing line to the trigger of the gun and tape the other end of the line to the bag.
I think it was just a typo. A bubbler is basically a bowl (pipe) that holds water, creating the bubbling sound. Just for those who aren't educated about smoking devices
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