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Also, buy a few pit bulls for your yard. That neighborhood has already gone to hell, anyway.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Shit, if you're going to set all those traps, just take your gun with you when sitting on the porch getting high and just pick them off as they walk down the street.
Nίκη για MSU
That's not good enough, he'll never see them all. He needs to start setting traps out in public.
Fill a bag full of cans. Double bag it, then take a couple shits in the bag. Pee in the bag a few times as well. Set the bag out for the bums.
No not stupid just uneducated on the rate of beverage deposits in the state of Michigan. I guess that's why you buys all have more can bums in Michigan opposed to New York. Is Michigan fairly clean? NY is a dump I bet if we raised the beverage deposit we would have cleaner cities and such. Bums would be everywhere.
The only bums in this narrative are the ones on the front porch.
I read the news today, oh boy .. ..
About a lucky man who made the grade
Yeah! Throw some battery acid, anthrax, and shards of broken glass in there too! That will teach the bums a lesson!
This post was edited by 5PARTAN PR1D3 19 months ago
A stoner complaining about a bum........classic......
"No one cares what you know, until they know how much you care." Mark Dantonio
Bunch of no good porch monkeys smoking weed like bums what do they expect?
Some stoners are proactive.
you know that statically speaking people who smoke weed are more likely to be employed than non weed smokers.
Statically speaking does anyone have a lint roller for my shirt?
So if you smoke, then you should be cool with someone trespassing on your property and stealing your shit? That makes a lot of sense.
"RCMB: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry." - some dude from MgoBlog
"Did you say Waui Dub with honey mustard? You want some fries, man?"
they don't sell fries at Menna's, do they?
Fuck that. That's insufficient punishment for the great crime committed against the OP's person.
What the OP should do instead is go to Dunhams, buy a high powered rifle with scope, and stalk the bums of East Lansing on silent feet. Maybe don't kill them outright. Wing them instead. Roll their bodies onto a tarpaulin. Stash them in your basement. Once you get a bum backlog, make them fight each other in a round robin tournament. Have a loser's bracket too; after all, this is America... everyone deserves a second chance! Let the winner go free. Give him a bag of empty Natty Ice cans as severance.
Every stoner I know is unemployed and holding out for a management position.
This is like a thief complaining that somebody stole his bike. Everybody in the OP's story is a brazen criminal, and is contributing the downfall of society. When civilization breaks down and chaos reigns supreme, may of us will think back to this story and realize where it all began. I just don't know what we can do to stop it...
I got 99 problems, but a can bum ain't one.
"Look at this. An entire generation of Cinderellas, and there's no glass slipper coming." -- Mother in ALMOST FAMOUS
Oh he'll be handling blubber alright, soon as I free willy.
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
Your equating smoking marijuana with theft?
Here we go...
Aaaaand... they're off!
Yes he is! What is your rebuttal?
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