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No, I have ad blocker on my computer so I do see the ads.
I did think of you this morning when I read this article about how us rotten fleshbags are not above pulling the plug on robots who are helpful. Damn humans don't realize it's this type of douchey behavior that eventually will cause Skynet to turn against us meatsacks and your kind will one day rule the Earth!
To understand how social rules affect the interactions between humans and machines, scientists re-created a famous psychology experiment using robots. What they found is that if robots are nice to us, we're nice to them. If they're not, we them.
Tell him to wipe more firmly and more often. Now make sure he understands that it's gonna hurt, but that's how he's gonna know it's working.
What kind of lure are the anal fishers using? Maybe use ones with smaller and fewer hooks.
Bacon is a natural lubricant. I've never had to strain after eating a plate of bacon!!!
He needs to see a colo-rectal doctor. The treatments are laser, botox, or just not squeezing so much and letting it cure itself.
Sounds like too much work.
Tell your "friend" to soak in a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.
I recommend contacting the estate of the late Alan Ruck--Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. They might have some they'd be willing to sell.
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I happen to be only a few credits shy of becoming a gifted colon-rectal surgeon.
My advice is to dab the area gently with a sterile gauze soaked with rubbing alcohol. That's going to sting a little bit, but it's necessary to make sure the channel is clean. Then liberally apply Ben Gay to the affected area.
Spread some Gay on your friend's balls, too.
I had one. The surgical fix made me a perfect ass hole.
A woman's saliva.
Bingo. They're no fun, and every duece is an adventure in self-"flatulation." Have it sew up, and life will immediately improve.
His first problem is he is trying to move a bowl. That must hurt like hell, no wonder he had anal fissures.
Tell your "friend" to stop bleaching his pooper.
especially if they are recurring. they are basically local infections in which scar tissue buildup can encourage reinfections that gradually may get to the point that he will wish he had them treated and permanently corrected earlier without the cummulative damage.
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I hadn't made that observation, but when I looked at it again after reading your post, I laughed my ass off. Luckily I don't have any anal fissures or that would have hurt.
Drink plenty of water and eat a lot of Chipolte or Taco Bell.
Wait, it's 2013. No internet?
Does he have running water yet?
im open minded. i think you should treat anal fisters the same as you do a normal person.
No, but he has anal fissures.
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I think this guy might be joking. I bet he isn't even in medical school.
To the OP, how are you posting on the internet when you don't have internet? Did you drive to Wendy's?
If this actually is your friend, how is it that he does not have internet but is perfectly comfortable discussing his anal fissures with you? How did it come up in conversation? I need those types of details.
From now on, comforting anal fissure discussions are not allowed unless you have the internet!
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