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Gets a frostbit penis.
I went back 30 hours, so if someone posted it, I don't GAF.
Drunkard Kenneth Guillespie was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture that he tried to have sex with.
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
I wonder if someone double dog dared him
This seems like something pulling69 would do in the privacy of his snow fort.
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It is ALWAYS a great day to be a Spartan!!!!
There are several articles on this story and some are saying it might have to be amputated.
Huh, I thought snowmen were frigid
When I saw UK, I was thinking about someone at the University of Kentucky having sex with a snowman. Seems fitting that they would do something like that down there! Got my hopes up for now reason, but interesting story!
Bluest. Balls. Ever.
I read it the same way. And wasn't suprised.
it probably wasn't the sex that hurt his weiner as much as the snowman demanding cuddling time after.
Hey, that snowman was asking for it. You should have seen the way he was wearing his hat at a jaunty angle, letting his scarf slip down to show a hint of nipcicle ... and don't even get me started about the carrot. It's been a long winter, and I -- er, I mean, that weird, creepy loser guy -- couldn't resist those frosty charms.
To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. -- Leonard Bernstein
In related news, search engines report a spike on the term "Snowman Porn"
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This story is very troubling given the recent findings of the snowman's true identity
One of my Favorite Commercials, It's not a Christmas Commercial, it's a Winter Commercial.
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
I'd like that on the back of my jersey. The English have a way with the language they invented.
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Keeping the sunshiners in check since 2000.
"Kids! What did I tell you about eating pearly-white snow?"
Damn, and I thought a witch's tit was cold.
Finally looked at the link, I wouldn't have pegged a snowman as the taking it missionary type.
Here's a tip..
Oh wait. Nope, it Gone
There is romance in all of us
Is that frowned upon?
What is that Red Dot?
Apparently Frosty finally bit back.
Let's hope he's not Frosty the Snowballer.
“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.”
Thank you, Denicos.
He was receiving positive signals when he licked "down there" and the snowman became wet.
I feel bad for the guy, it was obviously a HOAX that some mean friends played on him!! He's been talking to said snowman all winter and grew very fond of it....how was he to know it wasn't REAL?? Poor guy...I wonder when Katie Couric is going to interview him?
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