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Anyone been? Seems classy.
This post was edited by Eggy 18 months ago
I never understood why strip clubs have "live girls" signs. Do they think that people will assume there are dead people on display in there?
It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.
I think you actually giving the Velvet Touch way too much credit by referring to it as a "strip club." While I have never been inside the joint, I believe the proper term for that place is "seedy den of iniquity."
There is one on 69 between Lansing and Charlotte....Right in the middle of that "Asian/Hawaiian Massage" district.
There was an offshoot called "Velvet Fingers" on 127 in the 80s. I thought that was probably the grossest name you could come up with for one of those places.
I grew up about 5 miles from the Velvet Touch on 94 and then moved up to the Potterville Charlotte area and now have another one about 5 miles away again. I guess its my destiny to live by the Touch. Only been in one once when a bunch of guys from High School went to visit our friend that worked at the one off 94, the next day they got raided by the cops for selling more than massages. You'd probably be better off going to a Lions Den but I've never personally been to one.
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I love their Friday night Prime Rib Special, way better than Golden Corral
.... and boy was I disappointed!
You had a friend in high school who worked at the Velvet Touch? Really? That's probably the weirdest high school job I can imagine. How would you describe the interior....surroundings....staff....etc?
I went in when I was 19 to break up a long drive. It's a hollowed out garage basically with display cases and a back area I didn't even bother going towards. Probably decent for a laugh but not somewhere you'd spend 5 mins
You should have said high to blanch while you were in there.
worked with a guy who used to be in a motorcycle gang andhe said they would go there and do coke and what not...this guy was off the wall so i believe it lol. said that was about 10 years ago
Some people spend a lot more than 5 mins there
she is there this weekend
It's not far from Albion, where I went to college, we went one night for a few laughs. Walked in and saw that the shelves had plexi glass in front of the "toys" and saw the girl behind the counter had a huge herpies coldsore. We turned around and walked out.
there used to be one across the street from omars. we went for a bachelor party and i got a hand job from a 60 year old overweight lady with large cans. she was gross. i just couldn't keep it up. i tipped her $15 to stop and let me put it away.
that was a long time ago so this post is protected by the statue of libertations.
that's why you are one of the best
Not as good as their MNF special.
Very much so. And every massage lady in the place has had a C-section.
I like that their girls are alive.
Let's get an RCMB party bus together for a trip!
tRCMB - Visit at your own risk of being disgusted.
I'd be down.
A man's gotta eat!
Some of you guys are too young to remember this, but... there was a time when downtown Lansing had both of these establishments right on Michigan Ave. The whole place has been torn down now. Some small league baseball team has a ballpark there now. But it is true: Velvet Touch and Velvet Fingers used to have establishments right on Michigan Avenue where the Lansing Lugnuts field is now. Oddly enough, the Lansing City Rescue Mission was sandwiched between them if I remember right. Believe it or not.
FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!
It is basically a porn shop with a couple back rooms where you can get live dances that eventually, if you pay right, end up in s hand job.
It is funny that u posted this bc I was driving back from Chicago over the weekend and was curious as well. I googled it on my iPhone while driving and found this strip club/massage review website that had a few reviews of this place relatively recently that basically said the above.
Didn't seem to enticing, and hand jobs from random women on a freeway exit are not my thing, so I passed but thoroughly enjoyed reading the reviews of that place and many more. Funny shit. I think the site was tuscl.net or something... Google velvet touch 94, that's what I did.
Funny coincidence though- I have driven by this place on 94, and in mt Morris many times, and needed to know- just this weekend.
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