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I commute 100 miles each day to my job. I stay the night there on Wednesdays to save a little gas money during the week. I'm given a free room at a former nursing home that has been transformed into a dorm. The problem is, no students stay there due to a safety code, so I'm in this large building with maybe one or two other people staying there. The place is clinical and creepy. Just before Christmas, I woke up at 4:12 am to find my door wide open with a chilling view out into the darkened hallway. I've talked to everyone (other residents, janitors) and there has been no explanation how a shut door could fully open during the witches' hour.
I was in my basement growing up and I was the only one home. I heard the loudest noise of a woman sneezing.
It was unmistakeable.
I looked all around down there, and of course nobody was there. I have no idea how that happened.
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I once almost upvoted a Howler/DixSteele thread. Still no idea why.
This thread has potential.
my wife let me put it in her butt.
That's just terrible luck.
tRCMB - Visit at your own risk of being disgusted.
My car died in the Canadian/American Tunnel
Most of these are easily explained.
See Thread Title! thx!
I frequent a college sports message board where another poster is an alum of the school yet is an ardent fan of one of the school's conference rivals. Go figure.
Join Date: 06-12-2001 RCMB vBull #32 # Total Posts: 35,866
You're right. The GHB was a major help.
maybe the 2 people who live there think you as big of a putz as we do and they like messing with you.
Maybe it was Karl "Butt" Klug coming to paint his back porch red.
That's been explained in extenso.
Again, the idea is inexplicable things that have happened to you that we can all ponder. How do you react when confronted with mysteries abysmal?
Most people would have quit after the first one, you forged on like a true hero
Share my story with a bunch of people on the internet who don't GAF.
This thread relates significantly to my current situation.
I am a Physicist. The government is threatening to eliminate the funding for my time-travel project. For reasons only known to the man upstairs, I decided to hop in the nuclear accelerator early...and I vanished into the past.
Inexplicably, I awoke to discover I am now an Air Force test pilot and the year is 1956. But that's about all I knew at the time. I had amnesia and could only remember portions of my life. I couldn't even remember my last name. And to make things worse, I didn't even have my own reflection in the mirror. Everyone sees the physical aura of some other guy around my body.
My only connection to the current world is an old buddy that appears in the form of a hologram that only I can see and hear. He informed me that the project had gone "a little ca-ca." Best he can tell me, God or fate or time had grabbed me and now I must put right a wrong in the life of this test pilot in order to leap back home.
I have been training to break mach 3 in the experimental X-2 jet and live, since in the original history, the test pilot died in the test. I pray things go well and I can get back. Good thing I was able to leap with my laptop, porn in the 50's sucks ass. Wish me luck. Thanks Al for posting under my user name until I can get back.
About 6 years ago I left my apartment to search for houses to buy. My wife stayed back, and her car was in the shop. I forgot to bring my cell phone.
About 10 miles from where I left my apartment, I got a flat tire. I changed it, then got another flat tire. Furthermore I was in the country side and, when I called a cab from a local watering hole, they would not give me a ride.
Bottom line two flat tires, no cell phone, no cab, wifes car in shop. I walked 5 miles to the nearest police station and they gave me a ride.
Got one for you - back when I was in my early teens, I started having a recurring dream where I was running down a hallway with someone chasing me (couldn't see who). I had a gun in my hand, and I was running toward doors that led to a stairway, went down the stairs, and then outside to a parking lot. I turn around....and the dream always ended there. I must have had this dream 5 or 6 times over the next 2 years. Then that spring, I'm on the school debate team (yeah, i was a nerd), and we travelled to a nearby school for a competition. During a free moment, I started wandering around the school, since I had never been there before, and it was huge, and I like to explore. My freak out moment occurred when I turned a corner, and realized I was now in the SAME FUCKING HALLWAY FROM MY DREAM. Doors at the end of the hall, same brick walls, everything the SAME. My heart started racing, and I damn near had an anxiety attack. Needless to say, I turned around, and practically ran back to where I came from.
I never had that dream again after that.
I love me a good faux-premonition. Very cool.
I took a shit once and when I looked in the bowl it was ENORMOUS. I knew right then that there was no way I could have pushed it through my mud whistle. The dimensions simply wouldn't allow it.
The only logical explanation is that the turd was already in the bowl and I had just dreamt the movement of my bowels. Of course, that only raised another question: who put the turd there in the first place??!!
When I was 25 years old, my buddy's GF brought her friend along to meet me. She was and could still be the hottest babe I have ever met in my life. She was all-over me, and we hooked up. A couple days later I went to see her and she stole my $100 sunglasses. I wasn't quite sure what do so I just let it go. After that she wasn't interested in seeing me again. Whatever.
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How can I explain to you something that's inexplicable?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
One time I was mowing the lawn when the mower just completely shut off for no reason. Like I was still holding down the thingy to make it go but it just stopped!! So I try to restart it by giving it a little choke and pulling the thingy and what do you know the darn thing started working again and I finished mowing my lawn! Shit was absolutely crazy, to this day I am convinced that only an act of god could have compelled my mower to just stop working so inexplicably.
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