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Tell him when you only see one set of footprints.......it was then that god carried him.
Ha ok tough guy this old pussy wouldn't even look me in the eyes when he was talking to me and wouldn't shake my hand. Yea a real fucking Clint Eastwood this little prick was. Mr krumpf is that you cockbag?
So there is this old regular that I comes into a bar I frequent and always brings the waitresses candy chocolates and sweets.
I was sitting next to him one day and the bartender walked over with a handful of said treats and offers them up to one of the waitresses and myself.
I take one because I love Dove chocolate and the old man snaps. "Put that back! It's not for you!" I laugh thinking he is joking and start to unwrap it. He immediately reaches over, grabs my tablet, walks to the front door and threatens to throw it in the road.
I realize he is actually serious, throw the candy down and get right in his face. Grab my tablet back and verbally berate this old bastard in front of the entire bar. If he would have thrown it, I would have hit him and hoped his old decrepit ass didn't die. Seriously, a $500 electronic devise over a 10 cent piece of candy.
Anyway, I was immediately offered several free drinks for telling this old fuck off by the staff and other patrons. Decided to run over to the gas station and buy $20 worth of full size candy bars to distribute amongst the bar. On the way back I noticed he left his car window down a crack so I unwrapped one of the candy bars and dropped it on his front seat (middle of a hot summer day). Came back into the bar and sat down next to him with all my candy bars, ate one and handed the rest out to everyone in the place.
Dude has been super nice to me ever since. Just because your old doesn't mean you have the right to be an asshole...
He sounds like a miserable asshole who hates his wife and kicks his dog. I'd give him an upperdecker.
A man's gotta eat!
We should've known that Kyle was a grumpy old jackass.
He probably only lurks because he's too old to figure out how to post.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Fez knows what's up.
Ya know, I can say something good about old guys,
When one of you young, entitled, selfish, twits really piss us off - when we kill you, we have the smarts to hide the body. You stupid youngsters... not so much.
Nίκη για MSU
Don't be bitter. Walk to the middle of his yard, drop your pants and lay down a giant steamer
Unless it's an Asian.
Dude you stole answer. I always answer that killing the person is the answer. Don't let it happen again....
Location: Mumbai, India
Put dog poop in bag,
put bag on porch,
light bag on fire,
If he gives them to the waitresses, how did the bartender get ahold of them to distribute them? The bartender should have been chewed out as well.
It's amazing to me how worked up old people get about completely petty and trivial shit. You'd think the older you get the more you wouldn't give a fuck. I guess not.
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"RCMB: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry." - some dude from MgoBlog
I have a set of old shitbag neighbors. When we were having our house built, they did the foundation in Feb or March and the concrete guys were sitting in their truck with the heat on waiting for the excavator to finish up. My neighbor walked over to the truck and asked them to turn it off stating it is bad for the environment. Wtf. There's an excavator and backhoe running while she made her request. This is the same crazy beyatch who sprays the curbs in the entire neighborhood with roundup.
We also have two Great Danes and a St Bernard, so we put a fence up, they saw the posts being dug and came over and asked us to stop. Now there is a 6-8" strip of grass on their side of said fence that they go out of their way not to mow.
Another weekend she saw me pull into the driveway and came over to tell me my dogs were barking all weekend. All three dogs were up north with tWifey. I asked her rhetorically, "Do you know how many dogs are in this neighborhood?" She replied, "Fourteen". I just walked away and went inside...havnt spoken with them since.
Our next house will be in the country where our neighbors won't be so close.
I'd hit the MF'r for bringing candy to a bar. Alcohol and chocalate
Oh, and I'd like the definition of "old" because in 3 days I think I qualify for every senior discount out there and I'm the nicest fucker on the planet.
I forgot about this gem that happened yesterday too. Was outside taking the trash out, had my dog on the lead and see him and his wife pull into their driveway. They pulled in and looked at the yard to see if there were paw prints and then pulled out. Didn't go in the house, didn't get out of their truck, literally just came over to check for tracks. I mean how fucking pyscho and shitty is your life that you would drive out of your way to go look at paw prints in your yard. I can't imagine having such of nothing to do that I would concern myself with something as petty as this to come check for paw prints daily to create an issue. It's mind bottling to me, you know when something is so crazy it bottles your mind. Here's a pic of the three criminals ruining this old fucks life.
I would say mid 70s. I like nice old people, but the ones that are dicks are great dicks because they have had so much time perfecting their craft and they can legally shit their pants and its normal.
Crap on his porch.
An asshole is an asshole....old or young. The old people that live near me are nicer than the younger ones for the most part. Granted my wife and I are 27 and 26 respectively and there aren't a ton of 'young people' here yet.
If you set up up for that snowblower pic from inside or on your porch the guy was doing your sidewalk.
Yeah, with old people there is NO in between. They are either the nicest, sweetest people on the planet or the biggest angry fuckbags on the planet. Sadly, if I live to be that old I will probably fall into the latter category.
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