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Standing is the way to go, to many things can go wrong when sitting. Standing allows you to get all up in there without as much restriction. On a side note, does anyone else remove their clothes to poop at home? Obviously can't be done in public, but in the comfort of my home I like to get back to basics. At least the shirt.
i sit and wipe from the front....no need to lift anything, been doing it ever since i was wiping my own ass and can't imagine wiping from behind. seems like a lotta work
This post was edited by ish_man 2 years ago
huh? can you explain, sorry
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That just sounds like a sure way to get dump all over your balls.
How? We're born with a taint (perineum) so you know when to stop dragging the toilet paper well before you reach your nutsack.
easier to clean that pesky dingleberry after the last squeeze when youre sitting...Once i went to india to a rural village and had to use my fingers and water...that was the cleanest ass i ever had...gross yet clean....
I have an MBA...Master at Being Amazing
+1 for making me laugh with "Turd Island."
And I've stood for as long as I can remember. Maybe it's because I'm a slight germaphobe, but getting my hands anywhere near the inside of the bowl disgusts me. Might try it sitting down now that I'm hearing about it.
I thought only little kids stood up while wiping! MOM,come wipe my ass!!
I was a stander while growing up. I wrenched my lower back one time and it severely limited my ability to reach around and wipe while standing. I converted to sitting down and found it was quite an epiphany. And yes, just judging about the amount of crap on the tp leads me to believe that you are getting a much better wipe than standing.
For those of you are worried about getting your hand in the bowl you could always do a "half stand" and still wipe as if you are a sitter although I am not even sure if the human wingspan would allow for you to reach that far.
I am gonna have to look into this wet wipe phenom that I am just hearing about. I checked out the bidet thread and I am not sure that this is not the best way to go (especially if you get the warm air dry option installed).
I shit standing up but wipe sitting down.
Do you guys fold or crumple your tp?
tRCMB - Visit at your own risk of being disgusted.
and THIS thread is why I hate tRCMB in the offseason...
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This, except I reverse it...only the last wipe is standing.
You wipe between your legs???
you have to wipe while sitting. however, to avoid junk-in-bowl, i just pull it up and out of the way and wipe from the front. you have excellent control as you can see the entire wipe, as opposed to blindly reaching behind your ass
I stand, hike my right leg up on the seat and proceed to wipe from there. Couldn't imagine doing it any other way. Especially sitting
I was a stander until high school, then I had a piece of poop fall out while standing up one time. Since then, I've exclusively been a sitter.
Just to be clear to the sitters, it's not like us sanders wipe our asses while standing upright. You bend over to spread things out. It's basically the same position as sitting, but your legs are straightened out.
Thank you for sharing. You're courage is inspiring and I hope others learn from your story.
This. Exactly this. One hand lifts the beans and frank up out of the way while the other hand goes in from between the legs. Spread your knees out. The end. I think many of you are crazy.
This sounds like it could result in poo knuckle.
I dont understand how either technique is flawed, everyone wipes till the paper is clean, right?
Unless you have a low hanging anus, no risk of poop knuckle.
I've always found that not getting a thorough cleansing while sitting almost always inevitably leads to a severe case of "swamp ass".
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