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Your Momma is so old that when she took history class, they just wrote down what they were doing.
Post as if your wife was sitting on my lap.
Whut'chu say 'bout my momma?!?
Your momma is so stupid that she got locked in the mattress store and slept on the floor.
You keep my momma out of this, and I'll keep this [grabs crotch] out of your momma.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance
yo momma so fat, her stretch marks spell out her name. "Big Bitch"
Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.
I says biiiiiitttcccchhhh...
Your momma is so ugly that her therapist makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo momma, yo daddy, yo bald headed granny
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
your momma so fat when she dance she make the band skip.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
December 3, 2011 - Forever haunted by what I witnessed...
Yo momma so fat when she put on a red dress all the kids run around yellin' "Kool-Aid"
Yo momma is so hairy, they make Rogaine from her sweat.
It was just a mistake;
I didn't mean to let them take away my soul.
Am I too old?
Is it too late?
Yo momma so ugly, when other people see her they comment on her ugliness.
Your momma is so dumb she recommended that you go to school in Ann arbor.
Your mama is so fat, she has to take her pants off just to get into her pockets.
Your mama's so short she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Your momma so fat she can occupy Wall St all by herself.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day.
Your Momma so fat, I took a picture of her at Christmas and It still printing!
Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo mommas so fat....she don't fit in A.M. Wood's ex's vagina.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so fat that it is likely for her to develop adult onset diabetes, causing her a plethora of health problems. Seriously, you should talk with yo momma about it. I know it's a tough subject to approach, but if you love yo momma it's the right thing to do.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama is so fat, after sex she doesn't smoke cigarettes, she smokes turkeys.
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