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She merely did suck it, so for her, no ducat
University of Michigan: Keeping ugly girls out of East Lansing since 1837!
Since he did not separate the beef curtain, there is no case I'm certain.
As he did not penetrate the gash, this bro need not give up his cash.
This post was edited by Johnny Alpamayo 13 months ago
He did not roll up the wizard sleeve, so there is no support to receive.
Anyone know of something that rhymes with "axe wound"?
He did not add his sour cream, thus making her pink taco a supreme. His money shall remain his, the courts shall deem.
If he did not enter her axe wound, his income shall not be pruned.
Don't think -- it can only hurt the ballclub
Posting member of tRCMB since 1997.
It is ALWAYS a great day to be a Spartan!!!!
His paycheck will not be hewn.
He is not her golden spoon.
He will not part with his for-tune...
This post was edited by MadMaxim 13 months ago
This thread is the best thread on this board in a long time, going back further than the 247 era. Solid work fellas. If this doesn't get TOTY its a crime. Absolutely hilarious.
I used about 30 upvotes in this thread over the last day and a half. Great work everybody.
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Judge- if her poon he did not swoon, then I see no reason for me to award this loon.
If she got a money shot, her case is shot — she gets no pot.
This post was edited by Tomp 13 months ago
It's not enough to bash in heads, you have to bash in minds.
Her vag he did avoid, now the judge is just annoyed
Bumping the awesomeness.
"I have to put food on the table if I jizz in her navel?"
It landed upon on her six pack, thus her case is off the track.
If she didn't receive ejaculate, you cannot renumerate
This post was edited by Vim 13 months ago
If the condom never broke, this case is a joke
His Alabama defense attorney..."If he not spunk in her cooter, he not the shooter"
The sexual act ended in bukkake, therefore, a child my client could not makey.
I don't think you know how to pronounce bukkake...
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Actually, I wasn't sure, so I googled it. Originally, I thought it was pronounced boo-cock-e. However, according to internet, it is pronounced boo-cake-e. Since the internet is never wrong, I rest my case. Science.
Actually, it's pronounced boo-cock-e
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