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What should I do?
This post was edited by wingfanjim 2 years ago
Bar bet. First one to hit the broadside of a barn pays the others tab
Show him this picture.
Join Date: 06-12-2001 RCMB vBull #32 # Total Posts: 35,866
Haha, I'm like 200 yards from you right now.
Why are you guys in Ann Arbor?
Get into a bar fight with him. Let him pummel you, maybe get yourself sent to the hospital.
Come on over. I'm with the people playing euchre with the enormous cards.
Obviously get him really drunk so he makes an ass of himself. Or teach him to tie his shoes. Maybe show him proper throwing mechanics?
Undo the velcro on his shoes.
What are the beer specials?
Make sure nothing happens to him. We need him to play next season.
Scream Will Gholston and watch everybody run.
Although in AA, screaming Gholston's name is probably considered the same as yelling fire in a crowded theater.
This post was edited by Turtleneck 2 years ago
Pretend you don't know who he is, get into a conversation with him, and when he tells you that he's on the football team... just laugh gregariously, sip on your beer, and say "good one, bro!"
Too much to type on a cell
Two words. Tonya. Harding.
Are you out of your mind? I love it when our boys kick his ass up and down the field every year.
Be the bigger man and congratulate him on winning two straight September Heismans.
tRCMB - Visit at your own risk of being disgusted.
Be a redneck chick?
Do you mean nancy Kerrigan?
Tell him Gholston said hi and he's looking forward to seeing him in AA next season.
The moment is eternal
start quacking like a duck
"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy." ~ Mike Tyson
pay for a ton of drinks for the guy, when he's really toasted start talking about what the team is giving its recruits.
Ask him how he's perfected the arm punt and if he expects it to catch on.
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Dantonio.
Take a photo of him drinking...hopefully the photo comes out with him looking stoned. Then let the photoshoppers go to work and watch a new meme start.
Pay for his bar tab. Send receipt to NCAA.
hoke- to alter or manipulate so as to give a deceptively or superficially improved quality or value.
Give him a high four
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