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At least ask him if that song (he knows the one) makes him feel uncomfortable.
Also, ask him about all of the different hiding places the players have for their food (he will know what you are talking about) around the football facilities.
Is there a jukebox? If yes then play "You Raise Me Up", immediately.
This is a winner. A big fat winner.
Take him into the back alley and in front of a bunch of folks challenge him to hit you in the chest with a throw from 10 yards. Laugh when he misses.
Refer to him as "Meat" all the while.
It's Ann Arbor... doesn't that song come on all the time?
That was great
Michigan State University is the university of Michigan
It is on the kareoke list. I'm thinking of requesting it.
Ask him if he's going to enjoy Bama walking all over him next fall.
Nίκη για MSU
Tell him that Worthy thinks he's a pussy.
"I think the world is run by C students"
Dammit, this thread took the rest of my +1s for the day.
"Excuse me, Sir, could you tell me how Jerel's ass tastes?"
Whatever you do, don't ask him to pass the salt.
Ask him why his coach lives in a van down by the river
Don't call him shoelace. Don't call it the big house. Those are nicknames. Reserve those for things that matter. Magic, Flintstones, Sparty, Izzo (G-Ds son)
200 yards?? Is this the biggest bar of all time?
I believe the other guy was just in the vicinity of the bar, not actually in the bar with him.
I think he picked 200 yards to subtly point out that robinson didn't throw for that many yards 11 of 13 games this season.
Update from last night.
Just to set the stage, I've been wearing an MSU t-shirt all day because my wife from Na Trang and I were visiting college friends who live in AA to watch the MSU-Purdue game earlier in the day. So needless to say, I stand out like a sore thumb.
So I'm walking back to our table after using the bathroom and DRob, who is all decked out in that UM varsity jacket thing he has been seen wearing courtside, turns the corner and starts walking down the aisle to pass me. He's got a smile on his face and he slaps me on the arm and says, "what's up, Little Brother?"
To which I responded with, "28-14, and you can call me Little Brother when you actually beat us".
I've never seen such a big smile turn to a frown so fast. He turned and went on his way. I walked back to my seat laughing my ass off. I thought about requesting "You Raise Me Up" for me to sing for kareoke, but I thought that would be too much.
This is the stuff Legends are made of. Kudos.
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Also, for the record, he's the smallest D-1 football player I've ever met in person...and I've met our punter, Mike Sadler. Denard is smaller than our punter.
We have a winner.
This post was edited by MalibuMan 2 years ago
Did he talk you because he thought you were Andy Katz?
Marriage is like flying with kids, if the flight had 500 connections, never ended, Ted Striker were your pilot and you ate the fish.
So well done!
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